A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.

>With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.

>

>Dear Mum and Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling

>you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he

>is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his

>big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and he said

>that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to

>have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

>

>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it

>for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the

>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for

>science to find the AIDS cure, so he gets better. He deserves it.

>Don' t worry about money. he has arranged for me to be in films that

>his friends make in their basement. Apparently I can

>earn £20 a scene. I get a bonus if there are more than three men in the

>scene, and an extra if they use the horse.

>

>Don't worry about me. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of

>myself. Someday I'll visit you both so that you can meet your

>grandchildren.

>

>Your loving daughter, Aimee

>

>p.s:

>

>Dad, none of the above is true!! I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I

>just

>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND

>GETTING BEATEN ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN.........

Very good :rofl:

A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.

>With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.

>

>Dear Mum and Dad, it is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling

>you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he

>is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his

>big motorcycle. But it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and he said

>that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to

>have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.

>

>I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it

>for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the

>cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray for

>science to find the AIDS cure, so he gets better. He deserves it.

>Don' t worry about money. he has arranged for me to be in films that

>his friends make in their basement. Apparently I can

>earn £20 a scene. I get a bonus if there are more than three men in the

>scene, and an extra if they use the horse.

>

>Don't worry about me. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of

>myself. Someday I'll visit you both so that you can meet your

>grandchildren.

>

>Your loving daughter, Aimee

>

>p.s:

>

>Dad, none of the above is true!! I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I

>just

>wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than ENGLAND

>GETTING BEATEN ON F*CKING PENALTIES AGAIN.........

Thanks for that, I badly needed a laugh :bow: :bow:

:rofl:

Pmsl :bow:

pmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Not sure that I would have got to the end. PMSL.

pmsl :)

First Class !!!! :bow: :dance:

 

Alan.......

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