Stephen King, Clive Barker, the usual suspects...there's nothing like a good horror story is there? It wakes you up, it thrills, fascinates and disturbs in equal measure. As much as I love them none have had much of an effect on me. I didn't think I'd ever read anything that would actually make me want to look away, to not see the tale through to the end. Until tonight. The story below is something altogether different. Halfway through I had to pause for a cigarette (any distraction would have done). To say it contains "stong adult content" is to put it mildy. You have been warned. Whether you laugh or grimace...enjoy. ;)

 

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html

An insight into West Midlands life :D

 

Had to laugh at this:

 

That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, think¬ing she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed, retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father and the uncle.

It was touch and go for a while, but I thought it was funny. :)

lol, i swear i've heard that before. Its a bit of an urban legend story :D

i think a lesson there for all of us: leaving jacking off for the bathroom! :nono: :nono: :nono:

 

 

...oh, and i feel a bit sick now

Hi Leigh!

 

Did they let you leave Russa in one piece?

 

Need to speak to you mate - will call you later.

 

Regards to Lucy,

 

Dan

Hi Leigh!

 

Did they let you leave Russa in one piece?

 

Need to speak to you mate - will call you later.

 

Regards to Lucy,

 

Dan

Barely! Will tell you about it on the blower...Lol! In this evening so speak to you later matey :)