well ???? :p

 

Regards,

 

alex

wheres the pic gone lol

 

 

What pic?

2-up, fancy coming and sitting in my seat leon cupra? LOL...

 

it's well fast haha.

How does Mac / Ian manage it?

 

Whenever I try and show girls my Zed I just go red and end up saying: "mumble mumble mumble mumble I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE' or something like that. Which never seems to impress them.

 

I heard Mac's got a "BIG INJECTOR" system maybee that helps get the girls :x:

Yes

 

Oh her leg is in the way :cool:

 

can you ask her to move i cant see :)

I still think 2-Up should have won the Miss Zed Compo :)

 

Yeah she should of .. and shes more your age bud :rofl: :rofl:

and maybe she likes purple cars being a girly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah she should of .. and shes more your age bud :rofl: :rofl:

and maybe she likes purple cars being a girly :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

She is a girl and she does not even like purple :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :x:

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a nice young lady like that who smokes :eek:

whats wrong with women smoking anyway?

whats wrong with women smoking anyway?

 

smoking is a disgusting habit :tongue:

whats wrong with women smoking anyway?

 

anyway i didn't say there was anything wrong with women smoking

i said NICE young women :nelson:

anyway i didn't say there was anything wrong with women smoking

i said NICE young women :nelson:

 

 

 

pheeww, safe then pass us a fag someone!!

lol :D Nothing wrong with smoker, just couldn't live with one, it's only when you stop smoking you realise how much it smells. I gave up nearly 8 years ago now, best choice ever :D

lol :D Nothing wrong with smoker, just couldn't live with one, it's only when you stop smoking you realise how much it smells. I gave up nearly 8 years ago now, best choice ever :D

 

 

tried and failed

tried and failed

 

Just replace it with something else, sex is a good replacement. Better rush and gets you fit :D

Just replace it with something else, sex is a good replacement. Better rush and gets you fit :D

 

not so easily obtainable lol,

lol, costs about the same though :rofl:

 

Come on if he's a bloke all you have to do is "hop on baby" and i'm sure he'd be in the mood lol :rofl:

Just replace it with something else, sex is a good replacement. Better rush and gets you fit :D

 

not so sure id fancy shoving a cig up me arse

be a twat if you had a 40 a day habit :eek:

not so sure id fancy shoving a cig up me arse

be a twat if you had a 40 a day habit :eek:

 

Sexwise i don't go anywhere near brown love mate lol

 

That hole's one way, out only lol :rofl:

and when im stressed at work i can hardly grab the nearest man and take him round the back now can i!!

She is a girl and she does not even like purple :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :x:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: looks like he's sh1t out then :rofl: :rofl:

and when im stressed at work i can hardly grab the nearest man and take him round the back now can i!!

 

yep stupid idea :headvswal

 

 

what about the ciggy afterwards :eek:

and when im stressed at work i can hardly grab the nearest man and take him round the back now can i!!

 

I don't think you'd have any complaints lol :rofl:

I don't think you'd have any complaints lol :rofl:

 

 

might make me homeless though if i did!!

might make me homeless though if i did!!

 

But at least you won't die of throat or lung cancer and you'd be tossed out with a smile on your face! :rofl: lol

whats wrong with women smoking anyway?

Same as with men, smoking is a foul, dirty and smelly habit. A complete turn off. Who wants to kiss an ash tray or cuddle up with a someone who reeks. And it ages your skin far too early, stains your fingers and kills you slowly. Well that's what I think anyway.

 

Getting off my high horse now HE HE