Got emailed this recently:

 

During the first week of taking Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pill

 

There is never too much of a penis. That’s why we advise you to try Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills.

Somebody told you that blow-job enlarges your penis

and you experience it so often that it makes you think it

will be bitten off very soon.

Don’t risk your dick, just try Advanced Gain Pro.

 

Anyone fancy arranging a group buy?

I can just see it now JAE the guys will be huddled around in tight groups comparing sizes. :o :x: :shock: :rofl:

 

and you want to judge i suppose lol

dirty mare :rofl: PMSL

This lad I usde to know called Donkey Di could put the end of his in an ashtray on the pub table .

 

Who was puffing on it ??? :shock:

 

My buddy told me that he saw a blue movie once with a Jap guy (i think) that put his dick up his own a**e as his party piece (dont ask how it bent around, cant have been hard),,, apparently the thing would also touch the ground.

Mind you mine would if i cut me legs off.

gentlemen please every woman worth her salt knows it not length it gearth

Whos Gearth anyway?

yeah i think i spelt it wrong it means width!! its width that counts not length

:) Same for ladies isn't it?!

i have to strap mine to my leg and pop the end in my shoe, it gets in the way otherwise

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You boasting about your piles ??

This thread just keeps getting worse or is that better :o :x:

 

Haven't laught so much in days :) :)

 

Oh and Lamp Shader and Mr Bunny I'll be head panel judge and what I decide stands after consultation with the rest of the girls. LOL

now theres a thought "Mr Zed bulging lunchbox" award much covetted title could be a yearly event

A quickie from my hubbie:

 

It's a known fact that objects tend to stretch when in close proximity to black holes..............

 

I've no idea what he means ;) ;)

''just cut me off at the knees and call me a tripod'' :)