Went into town this morning, to sort out Bankers draft for the new Zed. Took the Rover 214i. Park up do the business etc. On walking back to the car 3 chavs two smirking and one pouring cola over my bonnet.

 

I don't know what came over me, but the next thing I know I have the little S******t over the bonnet with my nails in his neck and my stileto heel shoe in the back of his calf.

 

His mates try to come to his aid and all hell breaks lose. Some huge security guard has seen the whole thing and grabs one of the other two.

 

I'm screaming at the one I still have hold of to clean off his mess, with somewhat unlady like language. How I held on to him I don't know. I'm only 5ft.

 

Well by the end of it with somewhat of a crowd gatherrd around and me wanting the ground to open up and swollow me, the bonnet is cleaned with the guys shirt, and the securty guard is pissing himself.

 

I just cann't believe what I've just done and blow it all I leave a shopping bag with drink in it on the pavement.

 

Why did they pick on my little car?

 

Sorry Guys had to tell someone, as I darn't tell the hubbie what's just gone on.

 

I'm getting worse as I get older. I thought I was supposed to mellow out once I'd reached the big 40

sorry to hear that .there are some wa**ers about .

god we ought to rename this forum, chav bashers.co.uk, cant fault you, enjoy life, slap a chav!! got plenty more lax power covers i could cheer you up with lets drift??!!!

god we ought to rename this forum, chav bashers.co.uk, cant fault you, enjoy life, slap a chav!! got plenty more lax power covers i could cheer you up with lets drift??!!!

Thanks, I think I could do with that. Deep breaths, now girl, and relax

wats ya email they are far too rude to post on a forum, got some beauts though!!

Fookin scum i would have put the shoe in his head heel first !!

Then rubbed his face in the bonnet several hundred times.

I think you showed astounding self restraint !! :bow:

wats ya email they are far too rude to post on a forum, got some beauts though!!

Eileen.j.critchley@ntlworld.com Thanks

couldve turned nasty you want to be careful

also in the eyes of the law if you have marked him he can get you done

 

by the way I wouldve done the same only without the nails an stilleto lol

Fookin scum i would have put the shoe in his head heel first !!

Then rubbed his face in the bonnet several hundred times.

I think you showed astounding self restraint !! :bow:

Thanks for saying that but I'm not completely sure I did show any restraint at all.

nice one, well done for standing up to the chavscum, alot of women would just have backed down, maybe the little stroker will think twice about doing it again (probably not though)

Thanks for saying that but I'm not completely sure I did show any restraint at all.

 

 

and are you bovvered????? i wouldnt be i give barry chavs grief all the time!! They only do these things because they assume every one is afraid of them.

Good on ya girl!! :bow: :bow:

 

 

Why would the little fukwits want to pick on your Rover anyway?

 

Brainless scum. Hate 'em all. :headvswal

Good on ya girl!! :bow: :bow:

 

 

Why would the little fukwits want to pick on your Rover anyway?

 

Brainless scum. Hate 'em all. :headvswal

Perhappes because I've been know to race some of them off the lights in it, and completely distroy them when driving the REX. HE HE

 

Although I must say I didn't recognise any of them as any I'd come up agaist before.

 

Maybe it was because I'd just had it washed and waxed again. Who knows with mindless wonders like that.

Perhappes because I've been know to race some of them off the lights in it, and completely distroy them when driving the REX. HE HE

 

Although I must say I didn't recognise any of them as any I'd come up agaist before.

 

Maybe it was because I'd just had it washed and waxed again. Who knows with mindless wonders like that.

 

 

are you a bit of a vigilante then, it seems you try so hard to get one up on the chavs, are you recruiting for your army, pick me, pick me!!

Thing is if a guy had done that (and i so wanted to the other day) he'd have been arrested, girls have all the fun :(

Thing is if a guy had done that (and i so wanted to the other day) he'd have been arrested, girls have all the fun :(

I must admite, afterwards the thought did occur to me that I could have been arrested. Just lucky I guess that the security Guard had seen the whole thing and was coming to sort them out anyway. Don't know if I could have managed all 3, but when you're running on adrenaline those sort of questions don't come into it untill later.

 

Oh and I did have the shakes by the times I got home and forced myself to appear bright and calm so hubbie won't start asking questions.

 

I know how you most have felt the other day mate.

......... girls have all the fun :(

Yes, but you are..............................

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, wrong thread LOL.

Yes, but you are..............................

 

Sorry, wrong thread LOL.

 

You're so gonna get a kicking at JAE if you keep that up :D :mac1:

Cann't wait for JAE guys looks like it's gonna be heaps of fun. Soooooooo many going to be dipped. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good on ya Girl :bow: ...Shame you did not kick him in the nutts as hard as you can....

 

Trust me it will work well.

Good on ya Girl :bow: ...Shame you did not kick him in the nutts as hard as you can....

 

Trust me it will work well.

He he, sure does I used that one in a night club once when a guy tried getting his hand up my shirt. He went down like a lead ballon. :rofl: :rofl:

He he, sure does I used that one in a night club once when a guy tried getting his hand up my shirt. He went down like a lead ballon. :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

corr wouldnt want to get on the wring side of you girl, hell hath no fury and all that he he he

corr wouldnt want to get on the wring side of you girl, hell hath no fury and all that he he he

True not when I'm riled. :D When I was younger I used to do martial arts.

Good on you girl, sounds like you sorted them out good and proper and just one other point, not enough women wear stillettos any more so that a double well done to you. :bow: :D

Good on you girl, sounds like you sorted them out good and proper and just one other point, not enough women wear stillettos any more so that a double well done to you. :bow: :D

Thanks mate, I nearly went out in me flatties, go job I didn't

Good on you girl, sounds like you sorted them out good and proper and just one other point, not enough women wear stillettos any more so that a double well done to you. :bow: :D

 

 

 

thats because they are bloody murder to walk in!!!