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Went in the loft earlier and i have bats in there, shite myself and the wife nearly fell off the ladder as it started flying around :smw:

 

How the hell do you get rid of them??

Try doing the Monster mash :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Er, arn't bats a protected species?

As a protected spiecies you are not allowded to get rid of them. You have bats now they'll keep down the local insect population for you.

Yeah you can't get rid they're protected.

 

You could try luring them out by dressing up as Batman and running around outside your house after dark...

yeh i heard there protected

 

just been up there again and as soon as i move the loft board they start scratching around and squeeking!! and when i got up before they started flying around!! ugly little buggers.

 

Mike

cant touch em mike,ive seen muti million pound building works grind to a halt untill they migrate elsewhere :D but you could pepper spray them :rofl: :rofl:

shite myself and the wife nearly fell off the ladder

 

Good aim mate! :D

 

...as it started flying around :smw:

 

Ahh - the carpet bombing technique - that's cheating!

yeh i heard there protected

 

just been up there again and as soon as i move the loft board they start scratching around and squeeking!! and when i got up before they started flying around!! ugly little buggers.

 

Mike

Oooohh you just frightened the poor little things half to death. I like bats amazing creatures. Just keep an eye out for Dracula and the rest of the Vamps :D :D

Oooohh you just frightened the poor little things half to death. I like bats amazing creatures. Just keep an eye out for Dracula and the rest of the Vamps :D :D

 

more worried about the wife :rofl:

 

stupid thing is i need to go in the loft and get stuff out :hyper: so think i will leave it till the morning to see if they have vacated :D

more worried about the wife :rofl:

 

stupid thing is i need to go in the loft and get stuff out :hyper: so think i will leave it till the morning to see if they have vacated :D

Bats are creaturers of the night well late evening really. They sleep in the day and come out to feed at dusk and sometimes at dawn. They can make a mess with droppings. All the best with the bats and the wife. :D

bats are very cool creatures .. I love them .. my last house had bats and they were fantastic to watch at night. I'm afraid you are stuck with them ..

 

Try not to disturb them to much. I'm sure you will get along fine after a while :-)

:rofl:

 

Went in the loft earlier and i have bats in there, shite myself and the wife nearly fell off the ladder as it started flying around :smw:

 

How the hell do you get rid of them??

 

Call the RSPCA. They'll be able to advise you best. Might even send someone round to relocate them for you.

what would they do if you left a light on up there?

 

Vijay

what would they do if you left a light on up there?

 

Vijay

They'd think it was day and go into the darkest parts of the loft and sleep.

Bats are protected, I have them in my house. Look upon it as a compliment, they only live in nice clean places and they eat those nasty, biting, flying things ...

Bats are protected, I have them in my house. Look upon it as a compliment, they only live in nice clean places and they eat those nasty, biting, flying things ...

Amen to that Andy :bow:

what would they do if you left a light on up there?

 

Vijay

 

 

Switch it off and go back to sleep :rofl:

 

You not even allowed to take pics of them in your own loft!

 

Leave them alone Kirbz or I will report you and you will have a £1000 fine and thats a fact :nono: :tongue:

Flying turds, what next :eek:

 

:rofl:shite myself and the wife nearly fell off the ladder as it started flying around :smw:

Some friends used to have them in their loft. Apparently they were a rare variety and they'd get knocks on the door from bat-spotting types asking if they could come in and have a look. :headvswal

Switch it off and go back to sleep :rofl:

 

You not even allowed to take pics of them in your own loft!

 

Leave them alone Kirbz or I will report you and you will have a £1000 fine and thats a fact :nono: :tongue:

 

LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Some friends used to have them in their loft. Apparently they were a rare variety and they'd get knocks on the door from bat-spotting types asking if they could come in and have a look. :headvswal

 

mlgdao !! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: .