:hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

If you can honestly sit back and think that that was in any way a decent performance you need to give yourself a slap witha big wet kipper!!!!!

 

It was pathetic, England im afraid look nothing like a world class side, have pride in your country if you must with " a wins a win" attitude, but as all the real football pundits know, the real world cup hasnt even begun - and if England dont start to play football, the real teams will demolish them.

 

?? sorry m8 i can't see anyone saying it was a GOOD performance

and your right the world cup hasn't begun, the most important thing is getting through the first round, and apart from spain ive seen no REALLY good sides yet, and hopefully with the players england have they can only get better, whether they will step up the few gears..........

so i'll save the kippers for :nelson: now

As it finished then! :o

No mate not touchy. Just fed up (AGAIN) with your critism of everything you dont like. and to make a statment like that was just plain stupid.

 

Get with the program mate. the whole country is chearing why cant you?

 

I only do it to wind people up. You really should understand that by now and just take it easy. You'll give yourself a hernia! :rofl:

- My wife went to the West Indies.

 

- Really, Jamaica?

 

- No, Trinidad and Tobago.

 

 

No ... wait... I've not got that right....

- My wife went to the West Indies.

 

- Really, Jamaica?

 

- No, Trinidad and Tobago.

 

 

No ... wait... I've not got that right....

Hi Craig David just noticed your lastest little verse very nice

Hi Craig David just noticed your lastest little verse very nice

 

 

Bless you! :hyper:

 

It's all stolen lyrics from Goldie Lookin' Chain songs but they make me laugh!

Bless you! :hyper:

 

It's all stolen lyrics from Goldie Lookin' Chain songs but they make me laugh!

You should try writing your own. I'm not good at it but every now and then something pops to mind. I'll try to think of something for you. Not promising I'll manage it but I'll think about it. :D

makes me laugh how people slate the sport

 

how many on here actually plays?

 

i used to play sunday league as left back (i bloody hard position to play) unless you play the game then u dont realise how hard it it to play.

 

how many people on here have called the line for defence? when to step up for a offside?

 

its not as easy as some people make out ;)

 

didnt play well first half but got better, not a convincing win but it will do, 3 points in the bag

shower of shite!!!

 

crouch and gerrards goals were both just instinctive, something that they just do in their normal game. as a chelsea supporter i fookin hate joe cole with a passion, but he played with spirit and done his team proud.

 

Solid John terry was man of match in my mind.

Was the footie on tonight then :eek:

 

*yawn* hehe

football??? sorry i was on about the game i was watching my lad play on the 360, i WONDERED how everyone knew how shit he was :eek:

You should try writing your own. I'm not good at it but every now and then something pops to mind. I'll try to think of something for you. Not promising I'll manage it but I'll think about it. :D

 

 

Bizarrely I am a professional writer.

 

I'm just not that funny though! ;)

Bizarrely I am a professional writer.

 

I'm just not that funny though! ;)

The secret of the funny verse is to immerse yourself in sillyness

'Where your wife from? She sounds Canadian...'

 

'...Alaska'

 

'Ahh right... I was pretty close then...'

It's like Boxing you can only beat what in front of you.

'Where your wife from? She sounds Canadian...'

 

'...Alaska'

 

'Ahh right... I was pretty close then...'

 

:rofl: :rofl:

shower of shite!!!

 

crouch and gerrards goals were both just instinctive, something that they just do in their normal game. as a chelsea supporter i fookin hate joe cole with a passion, but he played with spirit and done his team proud.

 

Solid John terry was man of match in my mind.

 

Why don't you like Joe Cole?

 

I wonder what the brazilian media are saying!? We all know that teams rasie their game. Remember the champions have to be able to play badly and win.

 

As for crouchy lets wait till his average drops below 1 in every 2 games before we start slagging him off.

 

But what a difference having proper wingers makes!

 

Does anyone else listen to the half time studio discussion and wonder if sven actually thinks the same thing as them?

It would be rather nice to have some sort of patriotism for our country don't you think?

 

I am sick and tired of people running our country down ... if you don't like it here .. just **** OFF

Sort it out, just because some people are bored of a sport doesn't make anyone unpatriotic.

It would be rather nice to have some sort of patriotism for our country don't you think?

 

I am sick and tired of people running our country down ... if you don't like it here .. just **** OFF

 

 

not running the country down by any stretch of the imagination, just felt that the players were underperforming!

 

when you look at the quality of players in the england squad you would expect a better team performance.

 

 

oh, and personally find joe cole selfish and arrogant. He works hard, but so often lets himself down by taking on more than he can chew when there was a perfectly good pass available.

 

all imho!!!

Gooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And what a goal!!!!!

I hate football - so dont know what Im on about but Joe Cole is playing excellently - top goal too :)

I only watch the england matches :)

I also think rooney is overrated.

much better performance........passing and moving alot better..........and hargreaves is doing a good job breaking up play...........beckham needs to do more though.......

That Joe guy is on top form