got overtaken on the duel carrage way today by a half modified corsa full of little coonts in baseball caps, soon as they got past they all hung out the window giving me :xxx: signs!!

 

i was pissing myself laughing as the heap of shite rattled past!!

 

wtf tho? mine isnt even purple :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

got overtaken on the duel carrage way today by a half modified corsa full of little coonts in baseball caps, soon as they got past they all hung out the window giving me :xxx: signs!!

 

i was pissing myself laughing as the heap of shite rattled past!!

 

wtf tho? mine isnt even purple :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

The stoopid coonts .. and why the hell would you want to paint a Zed purple . how Gay/Girlie is that :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They should have binned it in the nearest tree,then you could of stopped and laughed at em' as they writhed around covered in blood! :rant:

I'll get me coat.................

lol

Two chavs in a Saxo 1.2 wanted to race me last week.

 

It was late at night, about 11:30pm. I didnt even put her into gear until the lights had gone green for about 2 seconds. I couldnt be bothered with them. They actually waited even though the lights were green.

They started moving when I started moving. At that point they were mucking about, swirving near my car, so I just slammed the pedal to the metal. They might as well have been going backwards as they dissappeared from my rear view mirror in about 2 blinks. lol

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They should have binned it in the nearest tree,then you could of stopped and laughed at em' as they writhed around covered in blood! :rant:

I'll get me coat.................

 

FPMSL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Paul

i thing is im the sort of person to floor it-then i would get the rap for it lol

i dont see the fun or point in racing something like that tho.

 

do they then tell their mates that they easily beat a zed?

 

pathetic tw@ts

i thing is im the sort of person to floor it-then i would get the rap for it lol

:rofl: :rofl: just seen ur avatar .. love it!! :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: just seen ur avatar .. love it!! :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

ive got a 'personal' war aginst civics

i got a lopad of cahvs giving me V signs whilst my Zed was on the Bloody HARD SHOULDER of the M1 today, finally the chavs got their revenge!!!

i got a lopad of cahvs giving me V signs whilst my Zed was on the Bloody HARD SHOULDER of the M1 today, finally the chavs got their revenge!!!

 

 

Why what happened?

Wait till you meet an Lancia Delta Integrale at the lights. "Has so much grip you can blow the box If you drop the clutch to hard" :) "I've just bought a Delta EVO 2" :)

Still got the Zed cause it looks so good !!!!!

Yes but i would dare say 99% of us would 'respect-using the chav lingo now eh!lol) an intergrale!

 

Its the corsa/saxo's we despise lol

Why what happened?

 

 

what didnt, bloody thing dropped load of oil and overheated on M1 got issues with cooling system and an oil leak that we cant traace the cause of god i love my Zed!!

wtf tho? mine isnt even purple :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

WTF is it chav w*nker day today???? Are they plotting against the normal people or somehing?

 

Chav vs 300zx owners day? :rofl: :headvswal

They should have binned it in the nearest tree,then you could of stopped and laughed at em' as they writhed around covered in blood! :rant:

I'll get me coat.................

Problem is one would bleed beige, he other black and the other white blood and it'd mysteriously conglomerate into a burberry pattern accross the floor before they're resorected by the god of chavs KEV... well that's my theory anyway :rofl: