That's the third thing now to piss me off since i got the new car

 

1st Comment from across the road, group of kids, watching me clean my car: "Bet its a woman, shit its a bloke!"

 

2nd Comment from chav scum at the bubble inn: "Bloody hell i thought it was a woman driving that"

 

3rd thing today some chav sh*t standing on the side of the road with a full burberry top on and matching cap points and laughs at me as i drive past.

 

I was fuming, on the way back saw him again and he looked at the car again. Was going to pull over, get out (all 6'5" and 15 stone of me) to have a word only noticed one of my ex teachers who knew me was walking near him.

 

AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

 

Its times like this i wish i'd just kept my black one :(

any pics of the new one so i can laugh at you? :)

 

only joking dude. why does the new one look so girly or whatever? i used to drive a bright orange beetle, pikies always gave me stick haha. just ignore it

any pics of the new one so i can laugh at you? :)

 

only joking dude. why does the new one look so girly or whatever? i used to drive a bright orange beetle, pikies always gave me stick haha. just ignore it

he's painted his alloy's pink :rofl:

Yeah chill out be comfortable with what you got ..

There only jelous they have not got a girly coloured car,

i mean a nice car :rofl:

Only joking bud

 

Seriously concidering selling it and buying another one in black again the way its going :rant:

That's the third thing now to piss me off since i got the new car

 

1st Comment from across the road, group of kids, watching me clean my car: "Bet its a woman, shit its a bloke!"

 

2nd Comment from chav scum at the bubble inn: "Bloody hell i thought it was a woman driving that"

 

3rd thing today some chav sh*t standing on the side of the road with a full burberry top on and matching cap points and laughs at me as i drive past.

 

I was fuming, on the way back saw him again and he looked at the car again. Was going to pull over, get out (all 6'5" and 15 stone of me) to have a word only noticed one of my ex teachers who knew me was walking near him.

 

AARRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH

 

Its times like this i wish i'd just kept my black one :(

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Sorry bud, but that's priceless ;)

 

Don't worry, kids and chavs don't know sh1t!!

At the end of the day the car will thrash ANY chav mobile in the district but still winds me up something rotten :rant:

Starting to wonder if i should get a black spoiler and tone it down a bit. just i liked it despoilered

Starting to wonder if i should get a black spoiler and tone it down a bit. just i liked it despoilered

yeh get one of those ironing boards on the back chav's love em ;)

Needs some nice alloys on to finish it off.

 

Thought you had some?

Put some fat alloys on it and then they will know it is a blokes car

 

My mate who fixes cars had to drive my mrs tigra around, funny thing was he 6 foot 5 in a black tigra with pink interia and fluffy dice

 

He was not happy

i nice set of alloys would make all the difference i think

I know i should laugh about it but i'm self concious enough without being laughed at rrrgghhh

 

I've got some 18" Speedlines to go on it when i get time to finish them and the stump wingmirrors are being replaced with black standard ones. I'm thinking spoiler as well now just to reaffirm my man status.

 

F*cking chav sh*ts

before i had my dreadlocks done i had really long hair 13" and people always thought i was a butt ugly girl. usted to get comments like "excuse me love can i borrow your lighter, oh, sorry mate" :headvswal

I think a spoiler would be good too, I need one at the mo but no one seems to be selling any around £50-100

 

Will you be reselling the mirrors

 

Is your car a standard colour, I got a black one now which is nice but prefer gun metal grey one that I had

 

An advantage of them thinking its a girls car is thier unlikely to key it!!!!

An advantage of them thinking its a girls car is thier unlikely to key it!!!!

 

but if he was bent over hoovering the interior they may come behind him and slap his arse lol

Put a set of vented front wings on it then they will change there tune.

but if he was bent over hoovering the interior they may come behind him and slap his arse lol

OR WORSE :D we would have to call him bang-a-bunny :rofl:

He could enjoy that, I dont no him :)

Its a non standard colour matey, purple base with pink/blue/silver flakes in the laquer.

 

If they get some interest yeah i'll probably put them up and see if people want them.

 

before i had my dreadlocks done i had really long hair 13" and people always thought i was a butt ugly girl. usted to get comments like "excuse me love can i borrow your lighter, oh, sorry mate" :headvswal

 

Thats always unfortunate, bit like me saying thanks mate to this titless manly looking woman working at halfords the other day in coalville whoops! :rofl:

 

I bet they will i can gaurantee in the next week i find GAY written in the muck on the bumper or something that's what the kids round here are like little f*ckers

He could enjoy that, I dont no him :)

 

The only thing that happens with my bum is stuff comes out of it, nothing goes in :rofl:

 

Was thinking maybe carbon fibre bonnet to go with the black roof bars?

I think there's more to this really.

 

Now Nick, lay down, close your eyes, and tell us all................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How long have you known you were inadequate in bed?

 

:x: :wack: :D

Why should you care what some chav scum think.

I for one really like your car.

Don't spoiler it up, just fit the rims.

Just put the alloys on. Dont stray from your vision of the car due to some Neanderthal twats

How long have you known you were inadequate in bed?

 

:x: :wack: :D

 

Never had a complaint in that department matey, just i'm an ugly fooker :rofl:

I like it standard personally, if it means it gets vandelised though i do have to worry what they think because its going to cost me a couple of hundred in respray when they start f*cking about with it