I have a six year old little girl and on a Monday at school they have to stand up in front of the class and say what they did at the weekend.

 

My daughter decided to tell the whole class about how her daddy took her to a Zed meet in his Zed car. She told the whole class how I was driving very fast down the motorway going the wrong way.

 

Also about a man in a black car (T-Pot) call P-Pot, who was smoking his tyres which were on fire and how he nearly hit a traffic island when he sped out of a junction and the car was sliding from side to side.

 

She then went on and told them about this man (PJ) who kept getting out of his car, climbing on top of it, climbing on bus stops, holding up the traffic and the drivers going the other way saying nasty words.

 

Needless to say, my wife had some explaining to do when she went to school. Telling the teachers that I am not a speeding idiot but I am just a member of a club which is full of idiots :)

 

Arn't kids sweet :D

you know we love you really buddy. group hug :mac1:

That's nice, group hug but not too tight :D

That's nice, group hug but not too tight :D

 

gotta keep my t-pot happy or ill get a beating at the next meet lol. you should of seen what happened when i made a comment about his hairdressing lol

gotta keep my t-pot happy or ill get a beating at the next meet lol. you should of seen what happened when i made a comment about his hairdressing lol

Into the pool you'd have to go :rofl:

Into the pool you'd have to go :rofl:

 

can't make JAE :( the mrs is over and want to go camping. i pointed the camping there out to her and she was definetly not impressed lol

can't make JAE :( the mrs is over and want to go camping. i pointed the camping there out to her and she was definetly not impressed lol

Oh no, cann't you persuade her gently that it would be a wonderful place, with great friendly people, and lots, and lots of fun

Oh no, cann't you persuade her gently that it would be a wonderful place, with great friendly people, and lots, and lots of fun

 

im out of work at the moment so cant really afford it :rant:

im out of work at the moment so cant really afford it :rant:

That's a complete bummer :( :cry: Hope things get better :)

That's a complete bummer :( :cry: Hope things get better :)

 

thanks hun, and if all else fails ill hold you to that group hug lol

thanks hun, and if all else fails ill hold you to that group hug lol

You're welcome

damn i missed a hug

so now im an idiot LOL

 

i thought no one cared.

:rofl: :rofl: typical kids.. great stuff :rofl:

p-pot? how did you smoke your tyres? Did you use a Rizzla?

damn i missed a hug

Missed out, feeling down then groups hugs at JAE will be just the ticket. Your Group hugs co-ordinator for JAE (myself) will be hurrying around and making sure no one gets left out :D

 

Hugs a plenty at JAE :hyper: :hyper:

Missed out, feeling down then groups hugs at JAE will be just the ticket. Your Group hugs co-ordinator for JAE (myself) will be hurrying around and making sure no one gets left out :D

 

Hugs a plenty at JAE :hyper: :hyper:

 

well im not there so you will have to come to a wales meet, and ill have mine then ;)

well im not there so you will have to come to a wales meet, and ill have mine then ;)

Special hugs for those who missed out at JAE to be arranged :D