I have a six year old little girl and on a Monday at school they have to stand up in front of the class and say what they did at the weekend.

 

My daughter decided to tell the whole class about how her daddy took her to a Zed meet in his Zed car. She told the whole class how I was driving very fast down the motorway going the wrong way.

 

Also about a man in a black car (T-Pot) call P-Pot, who was smoking his tyres which were on fire and how he nearly hit a traffic island when he sped out of a junction and the car was sliding from side to side.

 

She then went on and told them about this man (PJ) who kept getting out of his car, climbing on top of it, climbing on bus stops, holding up the traffic and the drivers going the other way saying nasty words.

 

Needless to say, my wife had some explaining to do when she went to school. Telling the teachers that I am not a speeding idiot but I am just a member of a club which is full of idiots :)

 

Arn't kids sweet :D

lmao.....

 

expect a visit from social soon then hehe

pmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL :D They always have a way of dropping you in it lol

:rofl: :rofl: Love it!!

P-pot!! Classic! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow:

:bow: Brilliant, give that little girl a big gold star. I'd give anything to see her teachers face when she gave her little show N tell speech. Priceless :bow: :D :D

P-pot!! Classic! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :bow:

 

I know.. I have told her it is T-Pot..

 

My daughter also told the class that she does not want her mummy to go next time so she can sit in the front

I know.. I have told her it is T-Pot..

 

it's alright telling her, but you ever thought she might of made her own mind up as to the appropriate name :x: :rofl:

I know.. I have told her it is T-Pot..

 

My daughter also told the class that she does not want her mummy to go next time so she can sit in the front

Now when I meet this T-Pot I'm never going to be able to keep a straight face, I'm bond to call him P-Pot now cos I just won't be able to resist. :D

oh my god I got it all to come......I wounder what chunk will get called lol

oh my god I got it all to come......I wounder what chunk will get called lol

 

That handsome friend of my dads (and then all the fit blonde/brunette teachers will go weak at the knees)

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

it's alright telling her, but you ever thought she might of made her own mind up as to the appropriate name :x: :rofl:

 

 

Thank you

That handsome friend of my dads (and then all the fit blonde/brunette teachers will go weak at the knees) CHUNK

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: YOU WISH

Where not all idiots..................some of us are just plain crazy

 

LOL

Where not all idiots..................some of us are just plain crazy

 

LOL

 

they havent invented a word for me yet, but i get called a few lol

they havent invented a word for me yet, but i get called a few lol

Never mind you just keep taking the medicine, and we'll ignore you're dribbling in the corner. ;)

Also about a man in a black car call P-Pot

 

t pot's new avatar

 

t pot's new avatar

 

ROFL

:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Shouldn't you be changing something now P-Pot :rofl: :rofl:

you dont want it spinning like this we will all get covered in pee lol

you dont want it spinning like this we will all get covered in pee lol

Uggh :( Oh hold it a minute, perhappes we could just put a bung in it :rofl:

Someone going to get a slap soon........

Someone going to get a slap soon........

Not if I see you first besides you don't know me :rofl: :rofl:

 

Others may not be so lucky ;)

Someone going to get a slap soon........

 

you know we love you really buddy. group hug :mac1: