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In memory of Mandy

Hasslehoff Syndrome

Unfortunately many people in here have contracted a a severe case of Hasslehoff Syndrome. I fear this could be more wide spread through out the forum than anyone thought before.

 

To gage the problem i have commissioned this poll to see how badly we are all affected. Any self confessed suffers fear not as we are currently setting up a treatment and incarceration program for you.

 

 

 

The Hasslehoff Syndrome Research Team

Hasslehoff Syndrome Poll 37 members have voted

  1. 1. Hasslehoff Syndrome Poll

    • I love David Hasslehoff and want to have his babies
      32%
      12
    • Im just jealous of his chest hair
      24%
      9
    • Dont mind him, he's nothing special
      21%
      8
    • I despise the man with a passion
      21%
      8

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Hey the hoff is a man on his own matey :D

 

I like him purely for the cheese factor and because he makes me laugh how seriously he takes his "acting/singing" (if you can call it that :))

The expression

YOU ARE A BELLEND

was invented for that man

:xxx:

The guy is a massive source of amusement for me and many others.

Why try and spoil that?

 

Anyway, for all you Hoff lovers, check out this link...

 

Support the Hoff

Sorry..... :rolleyes: but he is the KING of cheesy-ness...

Yeah baby where is Kitt ? or the big chested life guards lol

you gotta admire the man he got more money and women than us

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you gotta admire the man he got more money and women than us

 

compared to me that is no achievement lol

he was my hero when i was a young'un watching some program about a black car that could talk. still admire him - what a guy :bow:

Okay, I submit, I admit I watched every one of the Knigh rider progs. How sad is that?

Hasselhoff_coleman_lowrider.gif

 

:D

corny as fook but a complete legend nonetheless!

The hoff is a tv legend, and possibly the biggest star ever on tv. Having him in your show is like a film having brad pitt and al pacino.

 

And he's a genius!

 

"I got this idea for a program! It's about runners, but they always run in slow motion! Oh yeah and its at a beach. And there's girls. They're doing the running. And I'm the hero!"

 

If only we had his kind of power...

Seriously though I can't see why anyone would ever really dislike him.

While doing Bay Watch he had to work out far more than any of the others cos he likes his beer and his food. :p

Do you think he'd have William Shatner in a fight?

 

Of course he would shatner is a fatty! But then in his kirk days now that would be intersting. Especially if there was some gun powder lying around (one for trek fans)!

I'm for shatner every time he makes me crack up. Unlike the Hoff he's not afraid to make a fool of himself. He's a cheeky little shrimp

I can't believe nobody is into Tom Sellick,

 

Hasslehoff could never have pulled off Magnum P.I

I can't believe nobody is into Tom Sellick,

 

Hasslehoff could never have pulled off Magnum P.I

He's a gay icon, poor chap with his tiny tight shorts and big tash. Always hoped he might just bend over and split them HE HE

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