Just got sent this and it made me laugh !

If its a re post I dont care ! :tongue:

 

IN PRISON

a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

 

 

AT WORK

 

you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

 

 

IN PRISON

 

you get your own toilet.

 

 

AT WORK

 

you have to share.

 

 

IN PRISON

 

you can watch TV and play games.

 

 

AT WORK

 

you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

 

 

IN PRISON

 

you can call other inhabitants any names you care to think of.

 

 

AT WORK

 

you get fired for insulting your colleagues.

 

 

IN PRISON

 

they allow your family and friends to visit.

 

 

AT WORK

 

you can not even speak to your family and friends.

 

 

IN PRISON

 

all expenses are paid by taxpayers and nothing is expected in return.

 

 

 

AT WORK

you pay fares to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for those in prison.

 

 

Which one sounds better?

So what are you waiting for? Kill someone.

Ah but you forgot:-

 

IN PRISON

You share the soap and showers with other men who have not touched a women for ages.

 

Go figure :wack:

Ah but you forgot:-

 

IN PRISON

You share the soap and showers with other men who have not touched a women for ages.

 

Go figure :wack:

IN PRISON

you can cut his throat,cut his d--k off,smack him across the napper with a snooker ball in a sock,gouge his eyes out in the boiler room,and fill his light bulb with lighter fluid and watch the fireworks when he turns on the light,after all this you,d probally get away with it,get your self some respect on "the three,s" and be able to pick the soap up again even iff you had a pussy :rofl: :rofl: :cool: