A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his

chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,

 

"OK old fart, time for you to retire."

 

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of

these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have

the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it:

You are washed up and I am taking over.."

 

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you

around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the

entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't

stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head

start."

 

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young

rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the

farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

 

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The

farmer,

meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the

roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young

rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

 

Moral of this story? .

 

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always

overcome youth and arrogance!

lmfao

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Now thats some funny 5hit

:rofl: :rofl: well done that man.

lmao :rofl: love it!