2 things:

 

Firstly i noticed there is a 300zx group on there.

 

Secondly how poo is it these days. It never works, you always get the dreaded server message, it does the complete oposite you tell it too and is about as stable as a zeebra with one leg.

 

What's going on, sort it out.

 

If anyone wants a invite to the 300zx group ask me to add you on there. i'm "jaffaz32" as always.

Looking in all the wrong area's comes to mind. Advert........

 

Tall, intellegent, witty male owns his own buisness seeks nice non smoking curly haired bruntette between ages of 22-30. Strictly no kids and most like cats.

 

lol, that's the one :D he sounds ideal just a pity i'm not gay! :rofl:

lol, that's the one :D he sounds ideal just a pity i'm not gay! :rofl:

PMSL That' more like it Bunny

i reckon even though my profile reads differently, i still think the weirdos read it as:

 

"My name is nick, i'm a home for all beaten, abused girls with about 40 kids. I have lots of money so feel to sponge away.

 

I have absolutely no need to go out with someone normal or skinny in fact i prefer nothing more than chubby chasing girl with bingo wings so flappy they make a rasberry noise in strong winds.

 

While i'm at it, why be normal when you can have some serious mental problems and several deaths at your hands? Hop on baby!

 

Before i go i have to say women with moustaches, oily skin, wide enough to require planning permission to sit in my garden really float my boat! Shot putting essential!!!! Yum yum!

 

Lots of love,

 

Nick

 

xxxx"

lol, you find me someone who doesn't have kids, is around the same age as me, isn't a psycho and doesn't look like jabba the hut who is actually interested in me :D

 

:rofl: :rofl: If it's any consolation, I know *exactly* how you feel.

i reckon even though my profile reads differently, i still think the weirdos read it as:

 

"My name is nick, i'm a home for all beaten, abused girls with about 40 kids. I have lots of money so feel to sponge away.

 

I have absolutely no need to go out with someone normal or skinny in fact i prefer nothing more than chubby chasing girl with bingo wings so flappy they make a rasberry noise in strong winds.

 

While i'm at it, why be normal when you can have some serious mental problems and several deaths at your hands? Hop on baby!

 

Before i go i have to say women with moustaches, oily skin, wide enough to require planning permission to sit in my garden really float my boat! Shot putting essential!!!! Yum yum!

 

Lots of love,

 

Nick

 

xxxx"

 

:rofl: I'm nearly in tears.

i reckon even though my profile reads differently, i still think the weirdos read it as:

 

"My name is nick, i'm a home for all beaten, abused girls with about 40 kids. I have lots of money so feel to sponge away.

 

I have absolutely no need to go out with someone normal or skinny in fact i prefer nothing more than chubby chasing girl with bingo wings so flappy they make a rasberry noise in strong winds.

 

While i'm at it, why be normal when you can have some serious mental problems and several deaths at your hands? Hop on baby!

 

Before i go i have to say women with moustaches, oily skin, wide enough to require planning permission to sit in my garden really float my boat! Shot putting essential!!!! Yum yum!

 

Lots of love,

 

Nick

 

xxxx"

Oh dear what can I say to that. Next one you meet, will have to be checked out very, very carefully before we give you the go a head. Pity I no longer have access to the Police criminal data base or Social Services main frame.

I reckon there should be a site where they send the photographer round to the persons house so you know EXACTLY what they look like, if you see the cameraman's vomit flecks across the floor you know to avoid lol

 

You up for that m0n1xX3r? :rofl:

I reckon there should be a site where they send the photographer round to the persons house so you know EXACTLY what they look like, if you see the cameraman's vomit flecks across the floor you know to avoid lol

 

You up for that m0n1xX3r? :rofl:

You two pay me and I'll do it. Job done with full back ground check.

lol, how much are we talking per weirdo though? Can we do a group buy? :rofl:

lol, how much are we talking per weirdo though? Can we do a group buy? :rofl:

Group buys welcome £50 per day plus expenses. But for you Bunny I'll give you the special £20 per day plus expenses.

lol, aww you're a star :D better rack them up in advance then :D lol

 

right need to lie down, poorly head. big headache :(

lol, aww you're a star :D better rack them up in advance then :D lol

 

right need to lie down, poorly head. big headache :(

Sorry mate, hope I havn't been doing your head in.

I reckon there should be a site where they send the photographer round to the persons house so you know EXACTLY what they look like, if you see the cameraman's vomit flecks across the floor you know to avoid lol

 

You up for that m0n1xX3r? :rofl:

 

Yup. That would work for me. I always seem to get emailed by girls that don't have photos on their profile as well so that would eradicate that problem. :D