Three men, one American, one Japanese, and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna.

 

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip

under the skin of my arm."

 

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese guy lifted his palm to his

ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a

microchip in my hand."

 

Paddy, feeling decidedly low-tech, and not wishing to be outdone, decided he

had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna, and

went to the toilet.

When he returned there was a piece of toilet paper hanging from his bottom.

The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"

"I'm receiving a fax!!" says Paddy.

 

 

[This message has been edited by ChrisC (edited 19-03-2002).]

CLASS! LMFAO

 

 

 

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LMFAO you nutter .

 

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