I've had the day from hell with my dog, all in the last 20 minutes.....

 

outside cleaning my car, dog sat happily on her lead in the front garden....

then the fun starts, she slips her chain, and starts of on a walk that she REALLY does not want to come back from just yet, followed her with her lead calling her to come back, with no hope..

 

take one of her new pups out to try and coax her back, she's not interested in a slightest..

 

so, my mrs jumps in her car, and drives off to about 1/4mile where she is now quite happily sat, now as the dog loves the car, she normally cant wait to jump in, today, no ta, ill just sit here, that is untill you get near me, then im off again..

 

eventually, she has enough, and jumps in the car, so i lock her in the house, and go back cleaning the car, my mrs is now sat out front reading and having a cuppa.

 

"OH FOOKING HELL" i hear from debz, what now, the dog has jumped on the budgie cage, and 3 of the fookers have legged it out the window..

 

one is sat in a tree looking at us as if to say ha ha ha

 

bet the fooker changes its mind tonight when its rains and its hungry

 

bloody pets, ill stick with me car

:rofl: And you reckon you are gonna convince my boy he wants one of your pups - I dont think so!!!!!!!

try living with six bleedin cats mate that'll change your mind bloomin fluffy things. i cant own anything black in this house without it turning white, my laminate flooring is fooked thanks to tiddler and his caustic p*ss and its all bulging at the edges and i keep finding bits of my clothing that smell of cat p*ss where they're decided it makes a nice litter tray

stick to snakes guys much much better.

six cats is nothing bud, the mrs has 8 cats, 6 horses and 4 dogs. fresh fertilizer anyone lol

Must be "raking" it in har har har *bud tsch!*

i used a mini excavator the other day for poo purposes. spread it on the father inlaws treas by the pool, plenty to go around lol

lol, sounds like a fantastic job. i can't stand the smell of sh*t. god knows what i'll do when i have kids :(

lol, sounds like a fantastic job. i can't stand the smell of sh*t. god knows what i'll do when i have kids :(

 

it's not that bad unless you got it on your shoes and you walk through the house lol.

you want a kiddies poo story, when i was born i didn't have a sh1t for 3 weeks. imagine the smell as it was all gooey and green!!

lmao i had that problem but that was down to eating too many bananas :rofl: :hyper: :x:

lmao i had that problem but that was down to eating too many bananas :rofl: :hyper: :x:

 

so those 5 a day fruit and veg adverts lie then, it aint good for you lol

well they tasted alright and i think i benefited from the vit c but at the end of the day i find it easier to go for a dump after the all you can eat chinese buffet and a few pints of guiness like tonight :duffer: :rofl:

I've had the day from hell with my dog, all in the last 20 minutes.....

 

outside cleaning my car, dog sat happily on her lead in the front garden....

then the fun starts, she slips her chain, and starts of on a walk that she REALLY does not want to come back from just yet, followed her with her lead calling her to come back, with no hope..

 

take one of her new pups out to try and coax her back, she's not interested in a slightest..

 

so, my mrs jumps in her car, and drives off to about 1/4mile where she is now quite happily sat, now as the dog loves the car, she normally cant wait to jump in, today, no ta, ill just sit here, that is untill you get near me, then im off again..

 

eventually, she has enough, and jumps in the car, so i lock her in the house, and go back cleaning the car, my mrs is now sat out front reading and having a cuppa.

 

"OH FOOKING HELL" i hear from debz, what now, the dog has jumped on the budgie cage, and 3 of the fookers have legged it out the window..

 

one is sat in a tree looking at us as if to say ha ha ha

 

bet the fooker changes its mind tonight when its rains and its hungry

 

bloody pets, ill stick with me car

Pets who'd have them ;)

Have a old JRT dog how just recently has had a couple of accidents while asleep. Poor thing wakes up all wet and smelly and looking very confused, well last night he'd jumped on our bed and yes you guessed it, dog wee all over the duvet.

http://www.stuffonmycat.com/ :rofl:

I thought we were bad our dog wears a victorian black glass bead necklace. But nice find

 

love it :rofl: :rofl:

i'd like some of this pussy...

 

i'd like some of this pussy...

 

 

na shes defently not dirty enough

i'd like some of this pussy...

 

wooo carm down, big boy ;)

na shes defently not dirty enough

 

Its the girl next door thing matey :D Gotta love the big puppy dog eyes :D

 

Can almost imagine her saying:

 

"Oh please let me borrow your credit card baby, i really like that dress. Pwetty Pwease!" ;)

well they are always good for degrading and abusing :x:

lmao :rofl: right off out to the chinky now

i'd like some of this pussy...

 

 

I'll have her Mother please.... :D

UPDATE...............

 

One of the budgies,just turned up on my driveway...

 

my neighbour rung me saying it was there, little fella was too tirde to stand, he's back in the cage now eating, fook knows where the other 2 are though lol

LMFAO :D

 

I had the same problem the other night, went to put the bin bags out at about midnight...thought "Poor f\/ckers have been locked up in the house for months, so I'll let them come out with me while I put the rubbish out!" BIG MISTAKE!!! :D

 

Two of them decided to f\/ck off in opposing directions and into opposing neighbours gardens, I was whispering "Markies...Markies!" but to no avail!!! I have to say at this point that it was one Rottie and one cock nosed mongrel that were causing the problems, two of the Rots went back in straight away.

 

But Gizmo Rottie was having none of it and decided to camp behind my next door neighbours cars! Oh man, finally got them in and then realised that I'd reminded myself as to why I don't take them hooligan MO FO's out anymore for walks!!! :rofl:

Its the girl next door thing matey :D

 

PMSL :D

 

But don't you live here in Blightey mate? Hardly 'Girl Next Door!' is it in Rand of Lising Sun!!! :rofl: