I just had to laugh when i first read this....

 

 

The dogs, they had a party

They came from near and far

Some came in aeroplanes

And some in motor cars

 

And when they had assembled

(and signed the visitors’ book)

Each dog took off its R’sOle

And hung it on the hook

 

Yes, they all took off their R’sOle

Each puppy, bitch and sire

Then a drunken little mongrel

Got up and shouted “FIRE”

 

The dogs were in a panic

And knowing not where to look

Each grabbed the nearest R’sOle

From off the R’sOle hook

 

But the local Fire Department

Could not be reached by ‘phone

So with these mixed-up R’sOles

The doggies all ran home

 

Now, there were many BIG dogs

(but many small dogs too)

(with such constricted R’sOles –

the sh*t could not get through)

 

And it is very painful

(as surely must be known)

To wear another’s R’sOle

That is not like your own

 

And that is why your doggy

Will ALWAYS leave his bone

And sniff another’s R’sOle

It’s to see if it’s his OWN

 

 

 

:headvswal :headvswal I'm so bored :headvswal :headvswal

ROFL!!!! That is brilliant! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: brill!