With the appalling laziness of mobile phone text and the ever increasing 'type as you speak street' text, should we have two forum? One that most people understand and one for lazy typers? Kind of like a forum but with two languages?

...oh and vinz as soon as i get the video footage of the film i'm thinking of, you're getting a cool and groovy new signature courtesy of the bunmeister ;)

 

Smaller is better on the eye ;)

 

 

Thats better:D :bow:

While you're changing vinz's sig, any chance of correcting the spelling to "tragedy"? It's been p*ssing me off for months! ;) :rofl:

While you're changing vinz's sig, any chance of correcting the spelling to "tragedy"? It's been p*ssing me off for months! ;) :rofl:

 

lol, you wait it'll be a cracker i just need a copy of the video of the saturday night fever dance and the rest will be legendary....;)

 

Smaller is better on the eye ;)

If you beleave what Mrs Bantambunny tells you ,who am I to contradicte :D

oh and vinz, how about this for a pc case!!!

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7718930714482955632&q=saturday+night+fever

If you beleave what Mrs Bantambunny tells you ,who am I to contradicte :D

 

touche! :rofl:

I like that but kept crashing Bud :confused:

If you beleave what Mrs Bantambunny tells you ,who am I to contradicte :D

 

 

LOL Vinz you are worse than lets drift :rofl:

 

believe and contradict :rofl: ;)

LOL Vinz you are worse than lets drift :rofl:

 

believe and contradict :rofl: ;)

Why thank you MAC 1 from the bottom of my black heart :bow:

The English Language

 

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

 

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.

 

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

 

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.

 

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

 

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

 

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

 

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation,

It ends.

The English Language

 

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

 

Let's face it

English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England

French fries were not invented in France.

 

We sometimes take English for granted

But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

 

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth

Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,

Why didn't the preacher praught.

 

If a vegetarian eats vegetables

What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play

Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and

Drive on parkways

 

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy

Of a language where a house can burn up as

It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

 

English was invented by people, not computers

And it reflects the creativity of the human race

(Which of course isn't a race at all)

 

That is why

When the stars are out they are visible

But when the lights are out they are invisible

And why it is that when I wind up my watch

It starts

But when I wind up this observation,

It ends.

:bow: :bow: :bow: :D

I have to say that text speak innit really does get on my tits :mac1: :rant: :rofl:

 

You got tits? Can I suck on them mammas then please, thankyou! :rofl:

If you beleave what Mrs Bantambunny tells you ,who am I to contradicte :D

 

LMFAO :D

 

Yeah well learn to spell first bud and then come back and see us eh? :rofl:

 

Christ it's like Janet and John in here recently! :D

 

Some speak in phonetics and others just can't grasp the basic concept of grammar and spelling! FFS! :rofl:

 

Anyway, isn't 'contradicte' Spanish?

honestly, type in which ever way you like, "mkay"

 

i dont give a fook lol

LMFAO :D

 

Yeah well learn to spell first bud and then come back and see us eh? :rofl:

 

Christ it's like Janet and John in here recently! :D

 

Some speak in phonetics and others just can't grasp the basic concept of grammar and spelling! FFS! :rofl:

 

Anyway, isn't 'contradicte' Spanish?

Now theres a thought ,me Dad may have been Spanish.Never did find out who he was LOL. Or Roman from the word Contradictus .

nt gt a clue wt ur on about, totally lost me init?

 

b4 i carry on i nt gt a clue wt im wting

 

lol

a few publications we should be reading

 

I wonder if this thread has been inspired by a new member who wanted to say 'hi'

lol, i think more than a little :rofl:

You need this jacket Vinz:-

 

Yeah but you need to buy it before the joker does!

You need this jacket Vinz:-

 

I have one exactly like that hanging in my wardrobe. :bow:

I bloody hate it!! get some 'edumacation'. It doesn't make sense? I can understand how you get those words on a phone as its awkward to type but it must be harder to type like that on a keyboard than it is to type in proper english.

Anyhow I'm cornish, why can't we have a cornish forum?

 

Mebyan Kernow!!! (Free Cornwall!! haha load of old twoddle!!)

Foreigners out, well scousers and mancs out of Newquay anyhow, emmetts go home!!!! Cornwall for the cornish!! Bring back in-breeding!!!!!!! :mac1: :nelson: :D :D

I bloody hate it!! get some 'edumacation'. It doesn't make sense? I can understand how you get those words on a phone as its awkward to type but it must be harder to type like that on a keyboard than it is to type in proper english.

Anyhow I'm cornish, why can't we have a cornish forum?

 

Mebyan Kernow!!! (Free Cornwall!! haha load of old twoddle!!)

Foreigners out, well scousers and mancs out of Newquay anyhow, emmetts go home!!!! Cornwall for the cornish!! Bring back in-breeding!!!!!!! :mac1: :nelson: :D :D

Oh baby you're completely mad :rofl: :rofl: