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Picture the schene,

 

 

you go to the loo for a pee, and casually looking as you wait for the vain to drain, you see your toothbrush....

 

sat on the sink, as brown and mangy as you can immagine..

 

so, naturally, you shake off, go down stairs, and yell like fook at your mrs and ak what the fook she thinks she is doing..

 

you get yelled back at, saying she hasnt touched it, and thought i had done something.

 

so, the only other person in my house, is a 5 yr old dwarf named SON

 

what have you done with my toothbrush i ask.

 

the reply

i had to clean my car as it was muddy, and didnt want to use my brush

 

 

 

fooking little shit is in bed now, and i get to use his toothbrush tonight

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mine have a tendancy to put all the toilet roll in the toilet (normal for kids)

 

Smorning there was a french bloody stick Complete LOL

 

bloody kids

you got to love the little monster,,he was only cleaning his car ;)

he's a little shit, i gave him tyre shine to do my wheels yesterday cause he wanted to clean my car, did 3 wheels then fooked off saying he was bored

 

sat on the sink, as brown and mangy as you can immagine..

 

 

Well at least it wasnt the answer i thought it was gonna be :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Picture the schene,

 

 

you go to the loo for a pee, and casually looking as you wait for the vain to drain, you see your toothbrush....

 

sat on the sink, as brown and mangy as you can immagine..

 

 

well at elast it was mud, brown and mangy could of be some thing else

:hurl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

5 yr old dwarf named SON

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: love it!

Picture the schene,

 

 

you go to the loo for a pee, and casually looking as you wait for the vain to drain, you see your toothbrush....

 

sat on the sink, as brown and mangy as you can immagine..

 

so, naturally, you shake off, go down stairs, and yell like fook at your mrs and ak what the fook she thinks she is doing..

 

you get yelled back at, saying she hasnt touched it, and thought i had done something.

 

so, the only other person in my house, is a 5 yr old dwarf named SON

 

what have you done with my toothbrush i ask.

 

the reply

i had to clean my car as it was muddy, and didnt want to use my brush

 

 

 

fooking little shit is in bed now, and i get to use his toothbrush tonight

 

You got to blame the Mrs for that one, she was the one moaning about how dirty his toy car was yesterday!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL :rofl: Could be worse! Thank God it was only his car and that you noticed it :rofl: ;)

Fookin Pissed my self at this thread :rofl:

I can relate to you T-Pot i have three boys

And ive had the lot i could tell you some stories the little sods ! :rofl:

little fooker has hiden HIS toothbrush this morning.......

 

 

I will have the last laugh, when everyone's sleeping tonight, i'm going to piss in his bed, and get him a row for bed wetting....

 

teach the dwarf to fook with me :D :D :D :D

little fooker has hiden HIS toothbrush this morning.......

 

 

I will have the last laugh, when everyone's sleeping tonight, i'm going to piss in his bed, and get him a row for bed wetting....

 

teach the dwarf to fook with me :D :D :D :D

 

 

you sick sick puppy, but i love your tactics lol :bow:

:rofl: yep no the feeling one of my little boys,

who isnt so little any more , 6ft and only 14 ,,

well when he was 9 yrs old he was listening into a conversation at a party ,, and some one had a condom ,

well to cut a long story short he said i no what thats for , to which the adults asked go on then you tell us, his reply was ,its for men to put on there willys so they dont wet the bed !!!! pmsl , :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

they can be so cute sometimes !!

:rofl: yep no the feeling one of my little boys,

who isnt so little any more , 6ft and only 14 ,,

well when he was 9 yrs old he was listening into a conversation at a party ,, and some one had a condom ,

well to cut a long story short he said i no what thats for , to which the adults asked go on then you tell us, his reply was ,its for men to put on there willys so they dont wet the bed !!!! pmsl , :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

they can be so cute sometimes !!

 

what could you possibly say to that lol

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