Wow! Imagine what she will get in settlement? shes landed on her foot aint she. :rofl:

PMSL she will be able toi afford a private plane, then she can shave her wooden leg lol

paul macartney says she wont get a penny, if it went to court, he says she wont have a leg to stand on

She'd look great with a barley twist and a nice ball and claw on the end....just like an antique table :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

She'd sure get a move on if she had a caster fitted too :x:

There's a man with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach. Three beautiful women walk by and notice him.

 

His situation really touches them. So the first one asks : "Have you ever been kissed before?"

 

The limbless man replies : "no".

 

So the first beautiful woman leans down and gives him a kiss straight from heaven.

 

The second beautiful woman asks : "Have you ever had a BJ before?"

 

The limbless man replies (hopefully) : "no"

 

So the second beautiful woman leans down and gives him a BJ straight from heaven.

 

The third beautiful woman asks : "Have you ever been f**ked before?"

 

The limbless man replies (breathlessly) "no".

 

So the third beautiful woman says : "Well you will be now, because the tide's coming in!"

Here i lie on a grassy bank

My hand was all a quiver

I undid her suspender belt

and her leg fell in the river

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A small poem by Paul Mcartney :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D

That Heather Mills is the most prolific gold digger in the UK ah well at least McCartney got his end away for a bit.

surely a bloke of his wealth had some sort of contract drawn up to incase this happened. Its about time things changed, too many women bang on about equality but want divorce to mean they are spoon fed with a meal ticket for the rest of their lives.

That Heather Mills is the most prolific gold digger in the UK ah well at least McCartney got his end away for a bit.

 

you mean, He got his leg over

 

 

opsss

A mate of mine managed to married and divorced three times and each time he got cleaned out. I heard him say "I think next time I'll just find a bird I don't like and give her my house!".

at the end of the day she's a babe

 

 

and not only that.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she can fit in the zeds back seats without me having to move my chair forward :rofl:

 

LMAO

When I joined the Army, my instructor was seeing a 64 year old with a wooden leg. He used to stub his fags out on it...PMSL...

good luck to her........hopefully i'll pull her a plush bar,and take her for an arm and a leg!

lmao :rofl:

What's got 3 legs and lives on a farm??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paul and Heather McCartney!!

lol :rofl:

lmfoa

Paul McCartney bought Heather Mills a plane for her Christmas present..............

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and wax for her other leg!!!

 

Boom Boom :rofl: :rofl:

LOL

 

I'd still do her, mind.

you'd get splinters!

LOL

 

I'd still do her, mind.

 

I would too, missing leg makes things more accessable too! :hyper:

Reminds me of a joke...

 

What's the difference between a prostitute with no legs and a sitcom with David Jason and Ronnie Barker?

 

 

and

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing cause they're both Open All Hours :rofl: :rofl:

lmao at this thread :D

 

never knew she had a fake leg, still hot though!

lmao at this thread :D

 

never knew she had a fake leg, still hot though!

 

NEVER NEW ?? Where you been hiding ?

SHes still a babe and i would'nt kick her out of bed !! :hyper:

paul macartney says she wont get a penny, if it went to court, he says she wont have a leg to stand on

 

PMSL :D

 

Joke I got off my Bro yesterday...

 

A South African loses a leg in a gold mine accident. "I'm f\/cked now!" he said. "Who'd want a one legged gold digger?".."Me!" said Paul McCartney. :rofl: Boom boom...ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

and i would'nt kick her out of bed !! :hyper:

 

It would only take a little nudge then let gravity take over.....