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This is a bit silly but last night while fast asleep I turned over and fell out of bed right onto the poor dog in his bed. Now this is the second time in the past week. I do tend to sleep right on the edge of the bed but doh 2 times in one week. Is it just me or has it happened to anyone else.

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Or get the things they have in yachts and tie yourself into the bed haha! bit kinky though!

lol, we'll have less of that she's a married lady :rofl:

 

Couldn't you get your fella to sleep with his arm round you, maybe a bungee cord between you both? :rofl:

Zip ties???

 

:D

Zip ties???

 

:D

 

:rofl: :smw: I prefer handcuffes thoses Zip ties rub too much

:rofl: :smw: I prefer handcuffes thoses Zip ties rub too much

 

And the blood supply to your hands gets cut off after a while :x: :x: :x: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

And the blood supply to your hands gets cut off after a while :x: :x: :x: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Suggest you be more carful in future about were you put your hands ;)

lol, i reckon there's more goes on in them nursing homes than people let on. That's why visiting are only till 7 then its gogo dancers and strippers.

 

Would explain why the old codgers are asleep all day long :rofl:

Just put a strip of Velcro across the middle of your bed then sleep face down , if your owt like my missus you,ll be well stuck :x: :x: :x: :D

Just put a strip of Velcro across the middle of your bed then sleep face down , if your owt like my missus you,ll be well stuck :x: :x: :x: :D

 

Oh for crying put lound :rofl: :D What must you be suggesting.

 

There are tears running down my face from laughing and hubbie thinks I've completely lost the plot he heard the bumb as I fall off the chair. At this rate I'll be covered in brusies. :D :D

Oh for crying put lound :rofl: :D What must you be suggesting.

 

There are tears running down my face from laughing and hubbie thinks I've completely lost the plot he heard the bumb as I fall off the chair. At this rate I'll be covered in brusies. :D :D

Well , i bet you never knew a close shave could cause a fall :D :D

This is a bit silly but last night while fast asleep I turned over and fell out of bed right onto the poor dog in his bed. Now this is the second time in the past week. I do tend to sleep right on the edge of the bed but doh 2 times in one week. Is it just me or has it happened to anyone else.

 

 

nope, i can say hand on heart, ive never fallen out of your bed onto your dog mate

Bondage to the bed for you Mrs.....You know it'a the only way... :D

nope, i can say hand on heart, ive never fallen out of your bed onto your dog mate

 

I've never fallen out of bed onto a dog either.................................. fallen into bed with a few tho :x: :rofl: :rofl:

I've never fallen out of bed onto a dog either.................................. fallen into bed with a few tho :x: :rofl: :rofl:

pmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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