I've decided seeing as i haven't named her yet i'll open it up to the forum mainly for comedy reasons as i can some classics coming up :)

 

She's black, LWB, non-turbo

 

as shown below :)

 

 

Some ideas i've come up with so far:

 

Black Beauty

 

&

 

Rita Queen of Speed or (Rita for short :))

 

Any ideas folks?

My old Black N/A was called Linford. Cos he was big, black and fast!

lol :D Mine hasn't got the bonnet bulge though :rofl:

Got to be Nahomi, after the model. (is that how to spell her name?)

 

She is long, sleek, black and beautiful.

liking that, i'm sticking all these in a poll eventually and i'll let you all decide via votes :D

:nana2: dick turpin cause itll rob you of the road ahead :confused:

lmao, like it and it has the word dick in it which is always amusing to me :D

 

rather like this clip, genius. i love derek acorah :D

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=313268316350023980&pl=true

:D i bet she does lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:D i bet she does lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

"She protects him and puts him in her safe place

 

MARY LOVES DICK!!! :D"

 

:rofl:

You must have the fastest internet in the world dude, you always come up with good stuff way fast man.

 

That is priceless.

:D i sit in front of the screen all day long, have to find stuff to break the day up. I will always find new stuff to look at every day :D I love the net

King Kong, or just Kong for short... :nana2:

It's big, black and powerfull

cops will hate it

It's far too big for the city

Women are strangely attracted to it

It has an almighty Roar

It will eventually die and leave you broken hearted :rofl:

how about 'black booty' a fave film of mine hehe!!!!

or 'the money pit' as they all are

hm hows about , the black peril , ill think of more , mine is the the precious one,, my wife says when i get in it i act like the bloke of of those films when they put the ring on , ,its mine and i spends all me money on it. and she calls me the fat stupid hobit!!

lol, keep em coming. brill suggestions so far folks :D

;) gnasher off dennis the menace, or black pigeon catch the pigeon catch the pigeon

black widow

black beauty as in the horse ,, you could do a theme tune to it as well , like i have with the kitt thing , sad i no but i play knight rider in the car when light comes on ,,lol , you could have the black beauty playing , there plenty of good remixes !!!

black beauty as in the horse ,, you could do a theme tune to it as well , like i have with the kitt thing , sad i no but i play knight rider in the car when light comes on ,,lol , you could have the black beauty playing , there plenty of good remixes !!!

 

 

Are you married mate?

yes ,, just bored!!!

PMSL :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl:

yes ,, just bored!!!

 

Thought so, you something to do when she's watching the soaps eh

oh yes , the 300zx site is like a drug i cant keep away woudlnt be the same without a few nuts thrown in !!!

black beauty as in the horse ,, you could do a theme tune to it as well , like i have with the kitt thing , sad i no but i play knight rider in the car when light comes on ,,lol , you could have the black beauty playing , there plenty of good remixes !!!

 

I just couldn't get the sod to fit....

 

I know N/As are not as quick as th TT but surely they are more than one horse power.

I know N/As are not as quick as th TT but surely they are more than one horse power.

 

*Badum cha!*

 

*round of appluase*

 

lol :rofl: