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ourlass has just come in and said, we will have to keep the plugs in the bath cause its the second time that ive seen a spider in the bath

 

fookin stoopid cow actually thinks that spiders come out of the plug hole, and she is 23 years old :rofl: :rofl:

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Pmsl, love this thread!!

 

ps - girls are messier, they just hide behind the saintly 'cleaner than thou' thing. Full moon is great though, the whole house gets cleaned spotless. Haha something psycological going on there I think!

 

 

Just we don't enjoy living in mens dirt and squalour and if we left it up to you guys we'd all be dying of the 'Black Death' or some other dreadful form of stinky/mouldy/flesh eating disease. :D About time you guy got out the marigolds.

strange how you boys argue about the clenliness thing but when i stated women are better drivers not one of you said a dickie bird is that an admission boys?

strange how you boys argue about the clenliness thing but when i stated women are better drivers not one of you said a dickie bird is that an admission boys?

 

 

course it's and admission, after all they know we girls have far less accedients then they do that's why we find it easier to get cheeper car insurance.

sure thing, im liking it!

course it's and admission, after all they know we girls have far less accedients then they do that's why we find it easier to get cheeper car insurance.

 

Thats not entirely true.

 

Women tend to make more claims than men its just that they tend to be for lower amounts as their speed is generally less. They write-off less cars but have more car park speed type accidents.

 

Women only insurance companies are actually being quite cycnical when they SAY that they offer lower premiums as they charge higher excesses than normal.

:hyper: i geddit so men cant drive at speed without embracing a lampost?? lovin it!

Thats not entirely true.

 

Women tend to make more claims than men its just that they tend to be for lower amounts as their speed is generally less. They write-off less cars but have more car park speed type accidents.

 

Women only insurance companies are actually being quite cycnical when they SAY that they offer lower premiums as they charge higher excesses than normal.

 

I've never made a claim and been driving sports cars since 83. Only accidient was with a spanish lorry driver who was parked up then without looking took it into his head to turn the bloody thing round heading straight at my driver door no room for me to either go forwards or back horn made him brake but he still hit me. Stupid idot. I nearly killed him once I was able to get out.

I`ve never had any accidents either in 20 years of driving. Whether they were my fault or anyone elses and that includes driving taxis for 2 years doing 2-3000 miles per week.

it was asda actually straight down an audi a4 whilst trying to park

i came off unscathed but you should have sden the other guy nice tornado red stripe down drivers side!!

lol

 

Whilst in Sainburys car park one year I wasn't driving the boyfriend (now Hubbie) comes back to the car about to get in when I notice someone's scratched and dented the passenger side and there's lots of white paint on it. Big white van parked next to it the driver sitting at the wheel I confront him he tries to deny. While I'm getting very hot under the collar a Sainburys trolley man come up and says he saw the whole thing, and was willing to be a witness. Good old Sainburys. White vanmen arrrrrrrr.

 

Oh and by the way have witnessed a number of accidents in my time strange how only 1 involved a woman driver.

men crash because they are to busy looking at a bit of skirt on the side of the road

My ex wrote off her Nissan 100 on a perfectly straight peice of road, drove straight into the back of a bin lorry at 40 mph. How???? I`ve no idea but she was probably eyeing up the bin men that would be just about her style lol

men crash because they are to busy looking at a bit of skirt on the side of the road

 

 

Or on there mobile phones.

thats why it is easier to piss in the bathroom sink, that way you can just turn the tap on and wash away the dribbles

Or The Bath :rofl: :D

I just hate it when some women leave Crumbs on the Back of the Toilet Seat where they have Been Wiping There Ass**le :D

And how many of you have got up to use the Loo in the Morning and seen the Red water at the Bottom of the Toilet???? :hurl: :nono: ;)

I just hate it when some women leave Crumbs on the Back of the Toilet Seat where they have Been Wiping There Ass**le :D

 

 

That's men that do that and leave it for us women to clean up Dirty, dirty men

I just hate it when some women leave Crumbs on the Back of the Toilet Seat where they have Been Wiping There Ass**le :D

 

 

That's men that do that and leave it for us women to clean up Dirty, dirty men

Didn't comment about the Other though did you??? :D

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Fookin ell talk about going off topic Eh Alan

cant even remember what it is about now :rant:

 

at least we know that women are good at changing the subject to their benefit

cant even remember what it is about now :rant:

 

at least we know that women are good at changing the subject to their benefit

 

Maybe wrong but wasn't it something about spiders and the bathroom. :p :p

 

Catch the spider in the bath with a large jar and piece of paper then locate boyfriend/husband and drop it down his shirt :D Always fun watching him jump around and hearing him scream :D :rofl: :rofl:

Husband not completely convinced about the watertrap in the S-bend as being totaly efficant as there is a pond spider which builds its self a air bubble in order to get to the bottom of the pond and hunt. He says what if it uses that method to get through the water trap.

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