Dont know if this is true or not, and couldnt really care,

but it certainly gets my vote !! :duffer:

 

Subject: Water vs Beer !!!!!

 

 

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water

each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the

Escherichia Coli bacteria usually found in feces. In other words,

we will have consumed 1 liter of s***.

 

However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or

other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a

distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

 

It is my duty

to communicate to all of you who are drinking water to stop doing

so as it has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and

therefore bad for you.

 

Remember:

 

Water = s***

 

Alcohol = Health

 

Free yourself of s***, drink alcohol!!!

 

It's better to drink alcohol and talk s***, than to drink water

and be full of s***!

 

Alan.....................

a can of "wife beater" all round then :duffer:

makes sense to me :wack:

 

Beers tastes all yummy :D

 

Add water to beer and it tastes like pi$$ (even tho its Sh*t)

 

Got my vote :smw:

Vote Beer party

Hic

 

ish got my vose

what a fantastic reason to get hammered, not that i need a reason

I drink Newcastle Brown - Top drink

 

just out of interest - anyone tried "Dab" - its a german beer, 5% and bloody lovely - 8 bottles for a fiver at local Rhythm & Booze.

So do i now brew my tee bags with Hot Budweiser ?

Better still do i bath in Budweiser !!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm :nana2: :nana2:

i knew it!!!

 

all hail alcohol!

Sure I saw a history program where they said people used to drink lots of beer for this reason in the 'old days'. Any excuse will do.

Now he comes the History...

 

Just so happens that the Japs and Chineese decided to brew tea instead, and now 50% of them don't have the genes to metabolize Alcohol correctly - so they get wasted on a pint !

 

Lucky for us Monks in abbeys decided bear was safer than tea !

Funny, but total crap lol. Drinking good water is very healthy. I drink lots though it makes me pee a lot. But if ye pee and its clear you doing fine :)

Funny, but total crap lol. Drinking good water is very healthy. I drink lots though it makes me pee a lot. But if ye pee and its clear you doing fine :)

 

Quite right to

Are you serious? Beer Beer Beer!!

 

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Subject: Water vs Beer !!!!!

 

 

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Funny, but total crap lol. Drinking good water is very healthy. I drink lots though it makes me pee a lot. But if ye pee and its clear you doing fine :)

too much water is bad for you, as it flushes your system of all its natural salt,