I just went outside to put the roof back on and found horsin great splat on the drivers seat.

 

I'm sure they aim at all the best times, just after washing and polishing being the norm, but this is the last straw.

 

I'm going to design a force field to zap any birds that fly over ;)

Lossfa words mate,

 

I was in Whitby last year with the missus, all the shops were closing....we were a bit peckish so we got a pork roast burger thingy.

 

Just went n sat down .....took one bite then a gull sh@t rite in mine.

 

Missus pi$$ed herself.....I wanted a shotgun ;)

Lossfa words mate,

 

I was in Whitby last year with the missus, all the shops were closing....we were a bit peckish so we got a pork roast burger thingy.

 

Just went n sat down .....took one bite then a gull sh@t rite in mine.

 

Missus pi$$ed herself.....I wanted a shotgun ;)

 

PMSL same thing happened to my dad years ago in Margate. It started raining so we took shelter under a seat thing on the promenade, my dad was standing just under the edge of the roof and a giant Fookin seagull released a fresh one on his shoulder that splashed in his ear and down his best jumper.

We laughed for days !! :rofl:

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I'm trying to eat my tea guys!

ffs i know he complains about his car a lot but a bit ott ain't it :shock:

:hurl:

I'm trying to eat my tea guys!

:hurl:

just for you!

 

i saw this bloke doing a full on yawn and a gull did !!! well use your imaginations :rofl:

suppose to be lucky..but that dont seem right somehow

I think we should get paid for shooting seagulls and pigeons

just for you!

 

i saw this bloke doing a full on yawn and a gull did !!! well use your imaginations :rofl:

*****x, bit me tongue now!! :rant:

i thought you werre talking about my car again :rofl:

pmsl! so did i mate haha