Going to newport and cardiff on the easter weekend with family to see relatives staying at the newport hilton .Not going in the zed though as only a 2 seater going in the boring new focus.Is there any thing worth seeing in cardiff i havent been for about 15 years thanks taff.

there is a nice bridge near by you can see england from lol

looks like a no then for wales,

but you can still see good old england :hyper:

I prefer life in Wales to be honest. The people are nicer (apart from the tossers trying to sell me mobile phone contracts).

 

The times I've been there, I've also found the roads generally a lot less busy,

It does tend to rain there a lot know that much.

if you can see the mountain, its goin to rain

 

 

if you cant see it........................its raining

The best thing to come from wales is the M4 :rofl:

back in the Port*, stackin up yer bong

havin a fukin laugh and still signing on

i went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri

i payed them in draw and the keema naan was free

( *Newport)

 

 

 

the korma was wicked and it only cost a fiver

and they asked me to become the new delivery driver

the orders added up, two by fukin two

i can sell draw when im delivering vindaloos

 

when you're driving in town late at night

fuk me clarts you see some sights

wrecking it up in my capri

delivering a chicken bhuna going into Maindee

 

now you see me knocking out making a cut

ill give you free madras if you keeps yer mouth shut

ill bring you a curry and sell you the blow

ill put hash mix in yer bombay potatoes

 

chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice

chicken tikka massala chips and rice

chicken tikka massala chips and rice

chicken tikka massala chips and rice

 

i delivered the mushroom biriani to this babysitter

she invited me in and i fuked her up the sh1tter

i took a lamb madras and a quarter to Brynglas

my bitch got three ounces stuffed in her ass

 

she sucked me off and spat in the mint sauce

you don't wanna know what she put in the main course

chicken tikka massala delivered to 56

cause the people there are ****s

cause they never fukin tips

 

i delivers the curry right down pill

this bird 'ad no money so she gave me a ****ing pill

i closed my eyes and made a wish

i chucked my man milk up her fukin starfish

 

i had 10 pints and smoked some crack

now i gotta deliver a prawn dhansak

i got to the house, i was sick on the doorstep

but i made them pay cash cause i won't take a cheque

 

chorus - chicken tikka massala chips and rice

chicken tikka massala chips and rice

chicken tikka massala chips and rice

chicken tikka massala chips and rice

 

it wasn't very long before i got an order wrong

and my special bombay spuds turned this bloke into a mong

he started complaining when he woke up

cause it was three weeks later and he missed the world cup

 

he got fuked off, i must've really bought his piss

cause i got fired next time i went into the office

they found my capri with the draw they had to seize

**** this splew i'm off to work down the chinese

Going to newport and cardiff on the easter weekend with family to see relatives staying at the newport hilton .Not going in the zed though as only a 2 seater going in the boring new focus.Is there any thing worth seeing in cardiff i havent been for about 15 years thanks taff.

The Newport Hilton is a really nice Hotel mate, you should enjoy it there. Cardiff Bay is nice if the weathers good, it's signposted from the M4. If your out in Newport town centre on Friday or Saturday night call in 'BREEZE' and say hello, as I'll be working. Enjoy your stay GLENN ;)

back in the Port*, stackin up yer bong

havin a fukin laugh and still signing on

i went to pick up a curry and they saw my capri

i payed them in draw and the keema naan was free

( *Newport)

You f**king nose it Clart!

Went to wales a couple of years ago for a funeral and the owner of the hotel advised us not to go into the town on the Saturday evening as it was a bit lively and they not to keen on the English !!

Merther tidvale was the place

First and last time i go there

Its a lovely country with great landscape blighted by SOME sad Racist welsh people ??

And whats worse my Grandparents were welsh my uncles are welsh and my mum was born there. Apparently im not popular there ?? :headvswal :rofl: