A man wakes up in the morning, leaves the light off and proceeds to walk down the stairs to his kitchen. Then he makes himself breakfast and flicks the radio on. To his horror he finds he has been responsible for the death of 500 people from the time he's got out of bed!

 

Any ideas how?

a bat

 

 

well done your go!!

A man wakes up in the morning, leaves the light off and proceeds to walk down the stairs to his kitchen. Then he makes himself breakfast and flicks the radio on. To his horror he finds he has been responsible for the death of 500 people from the time he's got out of bed!

 

Any ideas how?

 

could he be a very hungry canibal whos just had a huge breakfast :rofl:

a man lives in a tower block who lives on the 16th floor but when he is on his own he takes the lift to the 10th and waks the rest but if the lift is full he goes all the way to 16 why?

midget! he cant reach the 16th floor button :nana2:

yeah thats the only one i know

Left Gas on and hit the switch igniting it???

it was the ignite switch on the cooker?

it was the ignite switch on the cooker?

 

Someone got the answer yestarday guys. He's a lighthouse keeper, didn't turn the light on and a boat crashed.

Left Gas on and hit the switch igniting it???

 

LOL, thought ^^^that^^^ was another riddle, didnt think it made any sense

 

its been a very long day