A man wakes up in the morning, leaves the light off and proceeds to walk down the stairs to his kitchen. Then he makes himself breakfast and flicks the radio on. To his horror he finds he has been responsible for the death of 500 people from the time he's got out of bed!

 

Any ideas how?

Lighthouse keeper?

Lighthouse keeper?

 

Well thats the end of that thread! Unless.....

 

6 eggs in a box, 6 people all take an egg but theres still an egg in the box?

A man wakes up in the morning, leaves the light off and proceeds to walk down the stairs to his kitchen. Then he makes himself breakfast and flicks the radio on. To his horror he finds he has been responsible for the death of 500 people from the time he's got out of bed!

 

Any ideas how?

 

tony blair on a bad day, usually likes to kill more thru third world debt, arms sales, war, allowing the overpricing of life saving drugs ;)

Well thats the end of that thread! Unless.....

 

6 eggs in a box, 6 people all take an egg but theres still an egg in the box?

last person kept his egg in the box ?

last person kept his egg in the box ?

 

There's a chicken's bum hidden away in one of the containers?

what can you put in a barrel to make it lighter that can be seen by the naked eye?

what can you put in a barrel to make it lighter that can be seen by the naked eye?

 

A bullet?

A bullet?

nope

what can you put in a barrel to make it lighter that can be seen by the naked eye?

Torch, match, lamp, etc

nope lighter as in weigh less

last person kept his egg in the box ?

 

You got it, or did you know it? Hmmmm ;)

what can you put in a barrel to make it lighter that can be seen by the naked eye?

 

The naked eye can't see weight, I don't get it?

helium balloons???

The naked eye can't see weight, I don't get it?

I get it now, read it wrong!

Fire?

A hole

Two Americans are walking down the road,

One is the father of the other ones son,

 

What is their relationship?

husband and wife ;)

i see without seeing, even in the darkest night everthing is as clear as day, what am i?

telescope?

i see without seeing, even in the darkest night everthing is as clear as day, what am i?

Mental?

bored?

Mental?

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

all wrong, anybody?

a bat