I have been the recipiant of some practical jokes lately by some of my students. Needless to say they picked on the wrong guy. Some of you may of seen my ebay listing.

 

anyway, some of my jokes played as revenge to date have been.

 

Putting a pheasant under teh rear seats of mates car, didnt find it for ages. Stunk.

Filling same car up with styrofoam, and I do mean filled.

Hoisting same car up on crane, yep I got into trouble for that one. especialy as the boss had to drive back to work to power the thing back up as it was a friday night.

Suspending a bike by fishing wire in the middle of the gunbay (using same crane) from 4 points.

Pouring grafite grease onto the saddle of same bike. nasty stuff that grease as it dies everything it touches.

Sticking a perspex disk with a 1 way valve into a mug. end result was watching my mate trying to drink from a mug that was 1/2 full and wouldnt give him any tea.

Getting a lady-man hooker to come on to a idiot in another platoon who thought he was the big I am and videoing it to show the rest of the batalion.

Kipper in the air filter.

Subscribing to all the porn sites and discontinuing all the normal programs on mate TV

Jacking car up on axcel stands so it was just off teh floor.

removing steering wheel and putting a plastic toy wheel there instead.

and my peice de resistance

 

My very own version of area denial

 

Insulating foaming the entire porch of my mates house through the letter box.

 

ok thats mine. what you guys done.

 

Oh I had done to me.

Boots 10" nailed to the floor. revenge suspended bike, grafite grease.

Locker filled with foam. revenge car with foam and pheasant.

Removed seats of car. revenge area denial

Suspended my bike on crane. revenge. i did his car.

Wraped up my racquet and strung it up on TV aerial at club. revenge, Ebay listing for rent boy.

Not got any engineering toys where I'm from but:

 

- Heavy rocks in mates bergan before a 25km yomp, he was hanging out of his ar*e at the end! (old ones always the best)

- Put my mates (don't know why I have any really!) whole room outside of the building on the pavement in exact same positions.

- Threw mates bedroom out the window (ahem, bit much that one)

- Black maskered the company clerk to the frame of a table and left him in the car-park for most of the day (even the high rankers walked by!)

- Roped down the side of the building and took pictures of a mate having some 'recreation time'. Posted them on the notice boards.

- Moved a passed out drunk mate and his bed onto the parade square during basic training

- 'Eyebrowed' several people.

- Covered everything in room in newsapaper

- Covered everything in room in post-its

- Changed all of someones rations for fruit dumplings, anyone who has tasted them knows the torture.

 

- Someone I know fed a camel treacle pudding till it passed out, poor thing!

 

- My mate 'c*ck' post-it'd me everywhere. Hundreds of the blo*dy things. I'm still finding them now 6mths later when I open a book I havn't seen in a while, or changing something on the car. I even got to the beach to go surfing and opened my surfboard bag while changing and had a load fall out of it. Everyone of them saying 'c*ck'

- When moving my repack boxes out of the barracks some of the boxes were particularly heavy for me and my dad. Found a load of great big rocks in them, cheers guys.

Nothing that even compares with yours Dave. All I did was have someone assasinated. :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :rofl:

i put a hole in my mate's buoyancy jacket when we were rafting in canada. unfortunately we hit a submerged rock and he went OB. me and two other mates instantly saw the trouble he was guna be in, we hadn't realised how severe the waters were guna be, so we dived in but to no avail. he had hit his head and in truth the buoyancy jacket wouldn't have saved him but i will NEVER forgive myself for not being to help him.

 

practical jokes are not funny.

 

R.I.P Matt Fagge

Fecking hell mate!! Thats unlucky, like you said it was not something that would have been helped by the jacket, but god what a thing to happen . Rest in Peace.

tend to do a lot of smaller things at work, mostly involving lockers, bedding etc, but have to say there is an unwritten rule about messing with ppe.

Long time ago now, but when I worked in a telephone exchange ............

 

Poured battery acid all over my mates brand new leather tool holdal whilst he was on holiday so it was dry when he returned and he suspected nothing. It took weeks to wrok and I almost gave up hope, but one day he picked it up and the whole thing just disintegrated and he was left with just a handle.

 

Same mate had a lovely shiney Ivory phone that was his pride and joy, that was until I invited him round the corner to see a test explosion of it, blew the thing to bits.

 

Cut into the power feed to the bench of a dopey old codger who used to work near me and added some pots, resistors and a few other goodies that could be kicked in when I fancied peeing him off.

 

Water bombs on dopey old codger from the 4th floor.

 

Done the car full of polystyrene one.

 

Tools in a block of ice.

 

Covering old codger from head to foot in spray snow.

 

and many more ...............

tend to do a lot of smaller things at work, mostly involving lockers, bedding etc, but have to say there is an unwritten rule about messing with ppe.

only retained but we do same stuff as wholetimer's, but ppe :nono:

 

mowgs are your lot entering a team into the extracation championships

yeah, we're holding it!!!

 

its in brighton this year, at the racecourse - not that a huge amount of organising has been done so far!

 

the team is normally made up of the training centre staff, so unlikely to get a lookin!

 

are you coming down for it then?

 

 

 

 

 

 

cars are always good to fill up - some bright spark in our headquarters decided we were running out of 'trauma teddies' (cuddly toys to give to kiddies whos house has just burnt down) last year, and we were ****ing inundated with them. we had approx 50-60 black sacks full, so they all ended up in cars, vans, lockers etc.

I once cancelled a mates credit cards on Valentines Day - the shit he got trying to pay for the meal when taking his girlfriend out for dinner that night :D

 

Then there was the time we nicked CO2 fire extinguishers from school. One guy sprayed my leather jacket and froze a small section of it. After several beers later, whilst nature was taking its course, I snuck up on him when he was having a pee and released the whole extinguisher on his knob...... :bow:

 

The whole line of piss froze and he ran around screaming for at least 15 minutes....... :x:

 

Richard :smw:

Then there was the time we nicked CO2 fire extinguishers from school. One guy sprayed my leather jacket and froze a small section of it. After several beers later, whilst nature was taking its course, I snuck up on him when he was having a pee and released the whole extinguisher on his knob......

 

The whole line of piss froze and he ran around screaming for at least 15 minutes.......

 

 

 

 

lmfao!!!!!!!

yeah gona have a go this year, we're really looking forward to it. and just managed to get some new kit to do the job with too because of it. the new 3000 series holmatro cutter's what a piece of kit. which when the nearest true RT to us is 30mins away. it's a god send better rams as well. the number of times we've had to wait for the bigger ram's to turn up makes us look unprofessional and not good for the casualty.

where are you based as we have got two lads who live around here. work down south. oneof them is def from Soho station

:tongue: ha some good ones there, added more than a few rocks to bergans before a TAB (yomp? :tongue:) put a fish in someones doss bag before an op (quite a few weeks b4) poor guy had to burn it smelt so bad, so spent the first weeks gibbering! hid about 3000 plastic spoons in my mates room, in every item he possesed which doesnt sound so bad, that was 3 years ago, and there still turning up 2day! used to wire up batterys to the door handle that was fun. put a mate in a taxi in kenya and paid the driver to take him miles in the wrong direction, unscrewed the legs of the table our OC always stands on when giving a speech. im sure theres thousands of others but my minds gone blank

more ...............

 

Run a power wire to where the operators used to sit and put a thiristor on the end. Waited for may mate to go up and do some work and turned the power on. This caused it to burn out which smelt absolutely disgusting, then rang the operators and warned them my mate had been for a curry the night before and had bad guts ......... that one was good for half a dozen times.

 

Put a bloody great box 15 feet above the old codgers work bench, filled it with rubbish, pegged close with a 50 foot line and let the lot go on him whilst he was quietly working one day.

 

Also done the fart powder in someones tea ..... foaming sugar ..... cling film on toilet ......... oh and those tiny bangers placed carefully under a toilet seat.

 

Didn't quite get around to electrifying a toilet seat, but came close.

 

 

oh and lots more . . .

Fecking hell mate!! Thats unlucky, like you said it was not something that would have been helped by the jacket, but god what a thing to happen . Rest in Peace.

 

LOL :tongue:

oh forgot these. not practical just me getting even.

ex girlfrind for fooking about while I was getting shot at in south america.

put prawns in her curtain rail, by all acounts it realy stank for weeks. Also injected vicks into a tampon.... I know I know, did I mention I was getting shot at while she was screwing around?