One day you look around and its official.. youre old. i think i'm there. Heres some warning signs that i've picked up on over the past few days.

 

I really like the look of the new Pug 407 estate, i reckon its one of the best looking estate cars out thre .... :slap: :nono: :slap:

 

i'm starting to quite like the look of the new shaped astras in the sxi guise, 2 door kinda coupe look.... :nono: :slap: :nono:

 

I've just seen the ad on telly for the new volvo convertable wit hthe fully folding leccy roof, i think it looks nice. :slap: :nono: :nana2:

 

I even like sprouts these days, used to hate them as a kid.

 

Its over.. the end is nigh, pass me some slippers and a euthanasia machine..

I'm an old tw@t but not as old as the missus:rofl:, she's recently started going to garden centres :mac1:

you know you are old when you stop waking up with a hard on

Im not old...yaaay

you know you are old when you stop waking up with a hard on

 

 

i still wake up with a hard on

 

but thats because nowadays im bursting for a piss :rofl:

damn, I may be old then

One day you look around and its official.. youre old. i think i'm there. Heres some warning signs that i've picked up on over the past few days.

 

I really like the look of the new Pug 407 estate, i reckon its one of the best looking estate cars out thre .... :slap: :nono: :slap:

 

i'm starting to quite like the look of the new shaped astras in the sxi guise, 2 door kinda coupe look.... :nono: :slap: :nono:

 

I've just seen the ad on telly for the new volvo convertable wit hthe fully folding leccy roof, i think it looks nice. :slap: :nono: :nana2:

 

I even like sprouts these days, used to hate them as a kid.

 

Its over.. the end is nigh, pass me some slippers and a euthanasia machine..

 

 

LMFAO :D

you know you are old when you stop waking up with a hard on

 

Mmmm :confused: I cant be as old as i thought then :hyper:

 

Or could it be (dick) rigormortis due to lack of use? :cry:

You know when you,re old when instead of going on a lads night out you,d rather stop in where its warm and have a takeaway ,whilst watching a good film :cry: :cry:

God iv,e been old for years :smash:

The missus reckons i only bought a Zed cos i,m going through THE CHANGE !!! :slap: :slap: :slap: was gonna say to her, its cheaper than having an affair but thought better of it :tongue:

I'm getting old. I don't go out and get 'pissed'. Don't really like it to be honest and not a huge fan of larger, the odd one is nice. Had an arguement with a mate's missus last night, she can't understand why EVERY weekend I don't go out and get absolutely plastered...ie waste loads of money, feel rough and come back smelling of cigarette smoke.

 

Pointless IMHO......

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PMSL :rofl: :rofl:

So true !! Wait till you piss on your missus in your sleep !!

Not that i have :shock:

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PMSL :rofl: :rofl:

So true !! Wait till you piss on your missus in your sleep !!

Not that i have :shock:

 

or worse-sh*t all over her! :x: :o