Right before you read this nonsense I am writing.. remember this...

MY WIFE IS A HORRIBLE DRIVER!!!!

 

That brings us nicely to this... she complained on tues night that her car (ford escort 98S reg) had a vacume type sound comming from the car. I was puzzled and she was obviously concerned (so she should have been) she booked a appt with the garage to have it looked at but it isnt till sat. Anyway since I have been off and will be off of work for a while I agreed to let her use my car but had to teach her how to drive it. ( no sexist jokes here) last time I tried to teach her she couldnt even get it out of our drive.. she kept stalling it... at least (no kidding) 10 times. to the point where it flooded the engine.

 

Moving on.. she did well when I took her out.. but now she has my car for the week.. :cry: I am worried because she 1- loves it now.. after over a year of saying how much she hated it... 2- because she already crashed 2 of my loved cars before... i had a lamborghini countach 25th anniversary replica made by IFG in the usa. And she crashed my volvo.. ok that one wasnt that loved......

 

So I am praying now.. and hoping that nothing happens...

 

please join me in this moment of praying... please.............................................. :rolleyes:

personally i wouldnt let her drive the car. end of!

It funny. My wife hated my Z when I first got it. Now she loves it, I have even gotten her into the Z meets. Oh yeah my prayers are with you.

kelly drove the car once, got to the end of road turned right and blipped the throttle, ended up facing the other way!!!!!. she doesnt drive it now.. doesnt want to scare herself again!!

thank you guys... I just hate watching her come home from work.. with a big smile on her face.. yes I love her.. but please Z GODS protect my car.....

 

 

come on guys.. we all know i have her insured.... the wife i mean!!!! LOL

You must be off your head mate. No way would I let a woman with that car history drive my motor

Jon my mrs in french !!!

lamp shader... lol

my wife teaches french!!! LOL

 

I am nutts... off my head I gotta be... too much meds to let her drive the car.

thank you guys... I just hate watching her come home from work.. with a big smile on her face.. yes I love her.. but please Z GODS protect my car.....

 

 

come on guys.. we all know i have her insured.... the wife i mean!!!! LOL

You want to watch out for when she comes home without the big smile on her face !

 

My Wife did'nt like the zed either at first.....then she started coming to meets, then I let her drive it....now she has her own one! :slap:

it's scary enough being in the car with her when shes parking in tescos. i just close my eyes now lol

pmsl. funny you should say that.... she parked in tescos last night.. i was in the car with her and she stalled it just as she was approaching a car parked in front.. i near Sh$$ myself....

Anyway I told her she is allowed to damnage the front end... front wings.. but not the rear quarters.. as I will be putting a body kit on it anyway.. lol

and the best one "they are called bumpers for a reason you know"

how come i figured you would comment on that point!!!!! pmsl.

 

anyway.... paul at z centre has my front bumper.. so if she bumps a car.. ahh oh well... as long as no one sees right.. lol... (NOT TRUE!!!) i will know.

lol

but it depends on how fast, and what she hits lol

lamp you are not making me feel any better about this situation!!! LOL

well if you leave me your car, ill take really good car of it. plus it wont be a woman driver lol. im sure se will be fine buddy

im lucky my missus hasnt passed her test yet :dance:

but she keeps askin if il put her on my insurance and let her drive the zed while im at work.

NOT A F**KIN CHANCE !!!

my prayers are with you bud.

TY Si

And Lamp... no no no... I am soo scared.... but last day at work.. and preying that she doesnt need the car during the weekend... lol!

hopefully hers will be back by then anyway!!!

I've let one woman drive the Zed, she managed 500 yards down the road before boost kicked in and we landed in a field, luckily there was no damage except she's single now.

I am laughing and crying for you bud!!!! omg.. not all woman are bad drivers i have to say.. just 1 in a million are good / ok drivers.. lol!!!!!

 

the rest are rubbish!!! pmsl

 

again I feel for you bud!!!

I've let one woman drive the Zed, she managed 500 yards down the road before boost kicked in and we landed in a field, luckily there was no damage except she's single now.

 

classic :rofl:

I let my missus have a go in mine on a HUUUUUGE car park, I put the boost up to 1.2bar and told her to floor it, she's never had a go in it since!! ;)

 

Rich

chunk.. thats how i taugh my wife how to drive.. a big empty 11pm at night morrisons car park... and luckly i am still alive.. lol

 

anyway she does love it.. thankfully she hates the fuel consumtion.. so i may be safe.. but its just scary when i am at home on my back... and shes driving my baby.. putting chocolate in the middle console... i just hate to think what state its gonna be in .... not to mention the woman hair all over the seats...

 

and guys you do know what i mean.. they shed worse than a dog!

i get the two confused lol