On Wednesday, i had a accident in work, and broke my elbow, so the works Dr wont allow me to be in work, i have no car, as it's still fooked, and i'm soooooo bored.....

 

anyone got any ideas on how to pass the time?

1) http://www.bored.com

2) http://www.howstuffworks.com

3) http://www.game-oldies.com/index.php?m=list

4) Games console

5) Post even more crap

6) Ask more bull's balls questions lol

7) :xxx:

8) :duffer:

you ever tried chucking one out with a broken elbow????? it fooking aint funny, the dog wont help either, the Mrs has gone to work (selfish bitch) and i cant control the remote buttons with the precise time of "pause" thats needed

 

 

 

fpmsl

 

use your other hand -it'll feel like someone else... albeit a soemone with next to no coordination :rofl: :rofl:

use your other hand -it'll feel like someone else... albeit a soemone with next to no coordination :rofl: :rofl:

 

bit like a bird doing it then LOL! :rofl:

bit like a bird doing it then LOL! :rofl:

sadly that's funny because it's true!!

 

give 'em a penis for a day and see how gentle they'd be then!! :rofl:

1...how did man realise you could get milk from a cow And drink it? Well when i was young i had a habit of pulling on anything that hung down or dangled not sure on the driking.

2...what was the above man doing to find this out? Investgating.

3...how did the above man tell his mates about his findings? Carefully.

4...how did man and woman find out how to mate? Lots of fumbling.

5...how many times did they do it the wrong way? Is there a wrong way?

6...how did they tell friends? They didnt they put on a demo.(worlds first porn star lol)

Right then,if Alexander Bell invented the telephone.Who the fook did he ring?

Right then,if Alexander Bell invented the telephone.Who the fook did he ring?

 

prob john logi baird to ask him what he was fookin watching!! :D

ok - if neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon - who was videoing him as he walked down the steps?!?!

The Clangers? :rofl: :wack:

Some questions iv'e been thinking about during my time of boredom

 

1...how did man realise you could get milk from a cow And drink it?

2...what was the above man doing to find this out?

3...how did the above man tell his mates about his findings?

4...how did man and woman find out how to mate

5...how many times did they do it the wrong way?

6...how did they tell friends?

First 4 the answer is playing with tits lol

5 we still do it wrong now (bloody kids)

6 Women told they cant keep anything quiet lol

ok - if neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon - who was videoing him as he walked down the steps?!?!

 

 

 

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On Wednesday, i had a accident in work, and broke my elbow, so the works Dr wont allow me to be in work, i have no car, as it's still fooked, and i'm soooooo bored.....

 

anyone got any ideas on how to pass the time?

 

you could always try posting more threads than FunkySi.. that should keep you more than busy :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: