On Wednesday, i had a accident in work, and broke my elbow, so the works Dr wont allow me to be in work, i have no car, as it's still fooked, and i'm soooooo bored.....

 

anyone got any ideas on how to pass the time?

Can you get your hands on a old computer like a sega mega drive of a nintendo.I was off sick a while ago a decided to get out my old mega drive never had so much fun before i knew it the whole day had gone. sonic the hedghog rules. :dance:

W@nking and Playstation?!

Which side is the broken elbow on?

 

:xxx:

 

:x:

Which side is the broken elbow on?

 

:xxx:

 

:x:

 

The inside

 

rotflmao

Im goion to have to argee with glenn.That sound like a royal plan. :xxx:

The inside

 

rotflmao

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

you could always post loads of crap on here!! :x:

:xxx: Me i had a marathon session of Porn followed by GT4 on PS2 then if still bored more Porn :xxx: :dance:

:xxx: Me i had a marathon session of Porn followed by GT4 on PS2 then if still bored more Porn :xxx: :dance:

 

we could start a porn fund... post links to free porn - strictly medicinal :xxx:

you ever tried chucking one out with a broken elbow????? it fooking aint funny, the dog wont help either, the Mrs has gone to work (selfish bitch) and i cant control the remote buttons with the precise time of "pause" thats needed

 

 

 

fpmsl

you ever tried chucking one out with a broken elbow????? it fooking aint funny, the dog wont help either, the Mrs has gone to work (selfish bitch) and i cant control the remote buttons with the precise time of "pause" thats needed

 

 

 

fpmsl

 

Try Marmite on the old chap dogs love it or hate it.

If not marmite Robertsons "rainbowberry" Jam :x:

Try Marmite on the old chap dogs love it or hate it.

If not marmite Robertsons "rainbowberry" Jam :x:

 

 

Ok then, your scaring me now

Ill get me coat

Some questions iv'e been thinking about during my time of boredom

 

1...how did man realise you could get milk from a cow And drink it?

2...what was the above man doing to find this out?

3...how did the above man tell his mates about his findings?

4...how did man and woman find out how to mate

5...how many times did they do it the wrong way?

6...how did they tell friends?

Now your scary

Some questions iv'e been thinking about during my time of boredom

 

1...how did man realise you could get milk from a cow And drink it?

2...what was the above man doing to find this out?

3...how did the above man tell his mates about his findings?

4...how did man and woman find out how to mate

5...how many times did they do it the wrong way?

6...how did they tell friends?

 

1 - prob saw a calf doing it

2 - making the 1st cup of coffee

3 - cured his hangover the next morning & also went great on the 1st ever bowl of rice crispies

4 - trial & error

5 - as many times as he could

6 - swingers parties

 

HTH :D

Cheers paul, thats answered that.

 

now,

 

How hungry was man to try eating a bulls balls?

did he eat the first set raw you think ?

did he try and empty them first or did he eat them FULL

were the balls attached when he emptyed them?

Cheers paul, thats answered that.

 

now,

 

How hungry was man to try eating a bulls balls?

did he eat the first set raw you think ?

did he try and empty them first or did he eat them FULL

were the balls attached when he emptyed them?

 

sorry, didnt even know that anyone had tried that :wack: :hurl:

 

at a guess i would say:

 

VERY

no

empty 1st

no

you never heard of sweet bread?????

 

it aint no bread fella lol

yuk!

(is it sweet then??? :confused: )

I have a question??

 

Why are you thinking about men eating bulls balls??

 

I thankyou! :D

I have a question??

 

Why are you thinking about men eating bulls balls??

 

I thankyou! :D

 

& why were you thinking about him thinking about men eating bulls balls??

 

:rofl:

I have a question??

 

Why are you thinking about men eating bulls balls??

 

I thankyou! :D

 

 

i didnt start it........

 

 

hang on, yes i did.

 

 

 

shit, see how bored i am

& why were you thinking about him thinking about men eating bulls balls??

 

:rofl:

Cos ChrisC just logged into MSN!! :rofl:

Cos ChrisC just logged into MSN!! :rofl:

 

oh, ok. that explains it then!! :x: