I have 4 cats cos I like them but one of them just tried to bring a rat in the house...wtf he got it I don't know but now he has left it on the porch...little fooker will be sleeping in the garden tonight cos I fookin hate rats...yuuuk...

 

Usually it is birds...never had a rat before. He has even brought us fish from the neighbours pond, which I can cope with but not rats...

one of mine likes to bring birds in the house and dismember them under the table, also find just the heads of mice by the front door ffs.

just what they do buddy, cant do anything

Mine eat the mice heads first - best bit (Yum!)

apparantly, its a present for you, according to a book I read, the cats bring presents for their owners.....

 

i've got 2 cats, had them both for 12 years or so and they still bring things home and leave them on the porch..... i've got the message now ffs - I know they like me !!

I think they are really saying "Could you cook that for me please?"

And I had one of these on my dining room floor on Sunday morning, dunno where they got it ...

 

Nooooooo........I DON'T DO RATS...........they are the most horrible thing in the world and I fookin hate them......Now I have to move it and the little sh*t cat is in trouble.

My cat doesn't bring me jack sh1t, the fooking pussy!

My cat doesn't bring me jack sh1t, the fooking pussy!

 

 

He hates you then. He is Silently telling you "i hate everything about you" :tongue: ;)

Cos he doesn't like you...apparently...PMSL

why dont they bring proper prezzies, like whiskey lol, can you train cats ?? :mac1:

He hates you then. He is Silently telling you "i hate everything about you" :tongue: ;)

I guessed that so I just went and scared the sh1te out of the fluffy little fooker!

 

apparantly, its a present for you, according to a book I read, the cats bring presents for their owners

This is very true, My cat once brought me a live mole. :(

My cats just kill things and leave them on the porch...Wouldn't be so bad if he ate them....

mine just lounges about.. and has eyes that light up too!!! honest!!

fair play that is the most evil looking cat i have ever seen

well ive had 16 rabbits in 4 days 9 were still alive untill my dog decides to play ball with them,but yes cats bring them as presents

Fookin hell, if your cats are bringing rabbits back, are they lions or what???

all my cat did was scratch the black paintwork on my Zed.....

mine just lounges about.. and has eyes that light up too!!! honest!!

PK I want your pussy!

PK I want your pussy!

 

heres a free one for you!!

pmsl pk :rofl: :rofl:

oh dear, wont show that to the missus! poor beasty.

This cute looking fooker of ours, always brings in worms !!

 

Not rats, or birds or any of the usual stuff, but worms !! :xxx:

 

Clatty wee s**t !! :) Nice eyes tho ! ;)

 

Alan......

here is my one who breaks in to the neighbours hutch and eats 3 rabbits lol