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I got laid on Valentine's Day!

ROFL!

 

Come on, where are my congratulations?

 

 

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Bravo that man! biggrin.gif

 

Was she fit, crocadillypig or have "inflate to 25psi max" stamped on her arse? LOL biggrin.gif

 

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Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Bravo that man! biggrin.gif

 

Was she fit, crocadillypig or have "inflate to 25psi max" stamped on her arse? LOL biggrin.gif

 

 

 

Cheeky git smile.gif LOL

 

 

PS Don't tell anyone, she doesn't want anyone else to know LOL!

 

 

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Originally posted by AndyP:

So was it Florence (or Dougal!) LOL biggrin.gif

 

Neither LOL! It was Mary, but don't tell Mungo and Midge. And if Florence gets to hear about it from the Flumps then I'm dead meat, she's really jealous and possessive

 

 

What did her guide dog look like ?

 

Just kidding !

 

 

Amer.

I found a photo of the whole sordid afair. Nasty.

 

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Originally posted by Jezz_S13:

I found a photo of the whole sordid afair. Nasty.

 

LMAO!

 

Hey, that's not me! Short sleeved shirts? No way man. That's Brian, he's not too fast so has to mow them down in his car first. Looks like another of his 'Hit and Cum' jobs to me.

 

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That geezer has got serious elephantitus of the feet (and she of the arse!) biggrin.gif

Elk season is afoot to be honest! Mat Lad, you've got competition mate! LMFAO biggrin.gif

 

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Originally posted by Jezz_S13:

 

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O NO! that looks like Johnnys bird,the one face down biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif!

 

 

 

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biggrin.gif LMFFFFAAAAAOOOOOOO biggrin.gif

 

I thought Greenpeace had banned whale hunting??? ROFLMFAO biggrin.gif

 

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I could park my Chopper in there!

LMAO!

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Elk season is afoot to be honest! Mat Lad, you've got competition mate! LMFAO biggrin.gif

 

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Timmy Lad, if that's the competition I am staying out of the running....I have my standards even when leo'd...!!

 

Man that's some big dirty large nasty ass that is......that's just put me off having breakfast!

 

I wonder if he wrote his name on he bottom of his boots, just incase he fell in. Mind you if he had he could have helped the geeZer already in there find his car keys so they could drive out......LMFAO

 

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Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Originally posted by TopSquads:

I wonder if he wrote his name on he bottom of his boots, just incase he fell in. Mind you if he had he could have helped the geeZer already in there find his car keys so they could drive out......LMFAO

 

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Matty.

 

 

So that's what happened to the guy delivering the breather kits

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Dylan:

So that's what happened to the guy delivering the breather kits

 

Well you would need a big supply of breather kits if you were going to be chuffin that big fat mess.......

 

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Matty.

 

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Originally posted by TopSquads:

Well you would need a big supply of breather kits if you were going to be chuffin that big fat mess.......

 

You sound like you speak from experience

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Dylan:

You sound like you speak from experience

 

Nah, am glad to say NO!

 

Timmy Lad told me all about these type of things, anyway if it ant a size 10 or less I ain't touchin it. biggrin.gif

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Originally posted by senna:

I could park my Chopper in there!

LMAO!

 

 

I think matey beat you to it ! biggrin.gif

 

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