Hey guys have found the anwer!! whilst working in a dealership today,

 

if you disconect cable No.?CENSORED? at the ecu and the blue one to the ?CENSORED? the in built access mode of the eprom allows for 40+mpg and +100 bhp with no other mods, takes 2 minutes and cost nothing and if done before midnight tonight all insurance companies will reduce your premium by 70%!! plus the value of your car will increase by 50% Oh by the way, sorry guys only works on auto`s.

 

Jeff TT (Wooohhh done mine already)

 

[This message has been edited by Nissan Uk regional administartor (edited 15-02-2002).]

 

 

That'll be the same wire that stops the windows rattling when down, the tyres wearing out, the PTU failing after 6 years and the clock failing at random then !!!

 

Not to mention the gearbox failing, the rear sponge being ... a sponge and the roof leaking .... LOL

Yeah, I'm gonna get me one of them. And while I'm out I'm gonna get me some sparks for me angle-grinder and a new bubble for me spirit level LOL

pacman.. while your at it, get me a long stand.. some elbow grease...and a left handed screwdriver

whilst we are ordering the good stuff i will have 3 ltrs of tartan paint ,4 sky hook's .

and two ovary creamed cake's

pmsl

 

Nip to the papershop, get me a quarter of strawberry bon bons, and a quarter of fallopian tubes. Cheers

Jeff do not touch that blue wire,It was designed only for Jap spec cars,If you connect it to a live your targa tops will fly off,and that will activate the eject seat. .

 

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Timmy only 7000 posts behind LMAO!

you all got it very wrong...

the Factory Nissan ECU you get with the car when you first buy it is a dummy box!!!!

 

so unless you upgraded your ecu to a real working one you can do whatever you want with the cables.... and get a lot of PLACEBO improvements

anybody got a left handed screwdriver and an open ended ring spanner ??????

What about a long weight????

i'll relent and join in..

 

skirting ladder, anyone?

what about a long stand?

or a round tuit?

I need a new shadow - mine has almost worn out due to rubbing on the floor

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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