Just finished polishing my gleaming pride and joy of a Z and one of my neighbours comes over and says "Where's it been?"

So I explained it went in for forged pistons etc and took longer than expected but should be awesome when it's run in and I'm looking forward to a trip to the Nurburgring in June.

 

"You want to get rid mate. Get it in the trader someone will have it"

 

:o :rolleyes: :xxx:

sounds like my old git of a neighbour

I bet he drives an MPV. :rolleyes:

Just finished polishing my gleaming pride and joy of a Z and one of my neighbours comes over and says "Where's it been?"

So I explained it went in for forged pistons etc and took longer than expected but should be awesome when it's run in and I'm looking forward to a trip to the Nurburgring in June.

 

"You want to get rid mate. Get it in the trader someone will have it"

 

:o :rolleyes: :xxx:

 

What's he driving I wonder - perhaps now yours is back it outshines his ;)

He's not even old, drives a golf and a works van LOL

Just finished polishing my gleaming pride and joy and one of my neighbours comes over

 

:o you'll get arrested for doing that in the street!! :rofl:

 

 

 

One of my neighbours is a right thick fooktard!! He said to me once when i was cleaning summit in the engine bay...."Why are you doing that to a C reg Nissan"

 

I replied, "Its a private plate you tit and cos my car is a lot better than your P reg Daewoo" :rofl:

 

Dont you just love em! :mac1:

:o you'll get arrested for doing that in the street!! :rofl:

 

 

 

pmsl :rofl: :rofl:

:o you'll get arrested for doing that in the street!! :rofl:

 

 

 

pmsl :rofl: :rofl:

 

i got some guy in a ford asking me to move my Datsun

 

i said i cant as mines keep needing to be Fixed Or Repaired Daily. F.O.R.D. :wack:

He's not even old, drives a golf and a works van LOL

 

Well there you go...drives a fookin golf...is it a GTI?

 

I would have had to be rude to him...

:o you'll get arrested for doing that in the street!! :rofl:

 

 

 

One of my neighbours is a right thick fooktard!! He said to me once when i was cleaning summit in the engine bay...."Why are you doing that to a C reg Nissan"

 

I replied, "Its a private plate you tit and cos my car is a lot better than your P reg Daewoo" :rofl:

 

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FPMSL...thick fooktard is too good for him. Fook doowoos, hate those as well...lol

Some people (mainly women) just have no interest in cars.

 

Try explaining to them you're blinging up the engine and they'll think you're nuts.

At least my wife pretends to listen when I explain to her what I want to do.....Its just you can see she has switched off in her eyes :smash: :headvswal

At least my wife pretends to listen when I explain to her what I want to do.....Its just you can see she has switched off in her eyes :smash: :headvswal

 

Yes I know like when you fook em LOL............ :)

someone at work said the same thing to me "you want to get rid of that"...

its as if the Z's just another ordinary car like theirs and should never have any problems ;)

i was driving a girl home a while back and she said "whoa i never drive this fast" and i said "its probably because your car's a 1.2 corsa..." :headvswal

Well I think your neighbour is right mate,you know as well as I do that thing wont make out of North Yorks without pissing oil and blowing engines the only way you will get it to the Nurdyburg is if I tow you PMSL :rofl:

 

Now do what the man said and stick it in the trader and treat your self to a pink Ford Ka suits you sir :rofl: :rofl: :p

Well there you go...drives a fookin golf...is it a GTI?

 

I would have had to be rude to him...

 

No it's a previous model to the current range, de-badged 1.6 or something LOL

If he didn't live so close I'd have said something "appropriate" LOL but like to keep on good terms with the neighbours :rolleyes:

 

The neighbour next door to him (3 doors up the street) is a silly cow and once had a go at me about the noise when I was running it on my drive after giving it a service.

At 3pm on a saturday afternoon she came storming out shouting that she couldn't hear her TV for my car.

Told her to press the volume button on her remote LOL

Well I think your neighbour is right mate,you know as well as I do that thing wont make out of North Yorks without pissing oil and blowing engines the only way you will get it to the Nurdyburg is if I tow you PMSL :rofl:

 

Now do what the man said and stick it in the trader and treat your self to a pink Ford Ka suits you sir :rofl: :rofl: :p

 

Says the man who doesn't even dare go in his :xxx: :rofl:

 

I know you've always had a fantasy about a man in a pink car but it ain't going to be me :rofl:

Great News mate that car really does make you look even cooler :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

LMFAO! :rofl:

 

Notice I'm in tha passenger seat of Macs car looking worried...

He even made me wear a red top to match his leather :o

Please can you move this into the private forums as I'm really embarassed, have no sense of humour and my customers might laugh at me ;) :rofl:

Pay your bills before running your mouth :x: :xxx:

Pay your bills before running your mouth :x: :xxx:

 

Eh? LOL

Eh? LOL

 

:D

Great News mate that car really does make you look even cooler :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Crackin photoshop Mac. :dance: Chris you do look good in it LOL :x: