i have just been to pick some friends up from my local town

 

on the way back a bmw 318 convertble new shape complete with private plate. backs out in front of me and fooks off, so i overtake him and he puts his foot down, so i pass him as you do.

 

at the next set of lights he pulls up beside me and as we both set off he stalls, :smash: :smash: :smash: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx:

 

so i leave him again, :tongue:

 

at the next set of lights he pulls up next to me, tells me to wind my window down, so i do, he then has discussion with his blond girlfriend, as the lights change he looks over and shouts.

 

"YER BUT YOU CAR ONLY COST 4 GRAND"

 

and fooks off!

 

was that an insult or a compliment??????

pmsl..what a twat. A poor attept at an insult, which is more of a compliment as it turns out.

 

If you see him again shout "yer but your car cost a lot less than mine new!"

fpmsl, :) :) :) :dance: nice one mate, i will see him again, ive seen the coont before.

"YER BUT YOU CAR ONLY COST 4 GRAND"

 

lol what a nob! you should have shouted "still beat you tho you cock-juggler"

he must have got owned :rofl: :rofl:

:cry: with laughter.

Daddy probably only bought him the 1.8i in case he rolled it :D

 

I was on the M6 tonight overtaking a Renault Megane in the middle lane. Just as I was 2/3rds the way past him I noticed him drifting rapidly into my lane :xxx: Dunno whether he fell asleep or what but I yanked my wheel to the right and ended up in lane 3. Must have missed the tw@t by a few mm. The kids were in the car and it's not even mine FFS. Trashed the front of the Focus on a badger last week and almost totalled the garage's 55 plate Fiesta today - LOL!

1.8 LMAO!!

 

My Z craps bigger engines than that! :D

i have just been to pick some friends up from my local town

 

on the way back a bmw 318 convertble new shape complete with private plate. backs out in front of me and fooks off, so i overtake him and he puts his foot down, so i pass him as you do.

 

at the next set of lights he pulls up beside me and as we both set off he stalls, :smash: :smash: :smash: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx:

 

so i leave him again, :tongue:

 

at the next set of lights he pulls up next to me, tells me to wind my window down, so i do, he then has discussion with his blond girlfriend, as the lights change he looks over and shouts.

 

"YER BUT YOU CAR ONLY COST 4 GRAND"

 

To which you should reply "which is about £3995 more than your bird".

 

Frankly, anything he says after that would only be indicative of defeat...

let hope we see him tomorrow.

I have a digital scrolling display that can be seen from my rear window for such events. I can progam it with any message I like which gives the most amazing fun...I have had women try to run me off the road because it was scrolling "Keep death off the roads...ban women drivers".....but at the same time blokes behind me laughing at it...gives me a giggle...

I have a digital scrolling display that can be seen from my rear window for such events. I can progam it with any message I like which gives the most amazing fun...I have had women try to run me off the road because it was scrolling "Keep death off the roads...ban women drivers".....but at the same time blokes behind me laughing at it...gives me a giggle...

 

Angus where did you get that from I have been trying to get hold of a kit like that for ages

have you tried fleabay Ryan ??

My dad got it for me, he lives in US so he got it on line. I will see if I can get the make and maybe you can do a search for it...

What a Tw@t :wack:

Next time ask his bird if she wants to go for a proper ride

And afterwards take her fo a spin in the ZED :cool:

Typical beemer driver me thinks........................!!!!

especially in a 318...was he dreamin or what? Just goes to show he knows fook all about cars to even think about racing a zed in a 318...or 320..or 323..or 325 or 328..lol

My dad got it for me, he lives in US so he got it on line. I will see if I can get the make and maybe you can do a search for it...

 

nice one thanks

what i would of said is ,,HAVE YOU GOT ANY NUDE PICTURES OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ,MATE,

HE WOULD REPLY ,,,NO,,,,

THEN I WOULD SAY ,,,DO YOU WANT SOME THEN ,,,TOSSZR

superb :dance: :tongue: :dance: :tongue: :dance: :tongue:

i would just fook off gay boy,when your fast enough :xxx: that would be the end of it,if he called me a coont id smash in to daddys car :cool:

1.8 LMAO!!

 

My Z craps bigger engines than that! :D

 

LOL!! tell him coke bottles are bigger than that!! :rofl:

i wouldn't have even opened the window, in case people thought i knew him :tongue:

Well at least he is up to date with the current value of our cars?

 

I would never open my window to that situation. He might have thrown an egg at you or something worse? :shock: something him and hes bird just finished with..... :hurl:

it was open just enough for me to hear what he was saying!

 

good point tho viniboy

Angus where did you get that from I have been trying to get hold of a kit like that for ages

 

Oh I'd just love one of those. :rofl: