Was wondering how long it will be before a boy is born that can swim faster than a shark?

 

Any ideas guys?

 

 

I don't think it will be too long

 

A mate of mine works in a lab where they test these things and they've used loads of small boys in the pool but the shark gets them every time.

 

However, the last little nipper swam for ages before he got caught, so it shouldn't be too long before they genetically engineer one good enough.

 

You should come to Weston-Super-Mare mate, half the locals have got webbed fingers and toes, I'm sure they'd be all right.

 

 

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