Got home from work on Friday and the missus

says "im very sorry, but ive had an accident

in the Zed" shes only gone and kerbed it and took two fucking big chunks out of the side wall of the front and back tyres and damaged

me Momo alloys.

 

Today im waiting outside terminal 3 at Manchester airport to pick up my daughter and her boyfriend, they had been to Rome for

the weekend, when a Mondeo goes to park in front of me and proceeds to reverse straight

back into the front of me Zed! despite me blowing my horn for what seemed like fucking

ages!!!

 

I leaped out of the car to give this bloke some shit, and fuck me out gets the woman

driver all apologetic and stuff.

 

Im quite capable of wrecking my own car if i so wish, and i dont need any help from anyone

else, this has not been a good weekend and its pissed it down all day again today!

 

Regardz

 

Ian.

 

 

 

Now wheres that sledgehammer?

 

Just gonna smash 7 shades of crap out of my

front bumper LOL!

 

I`ll get that Stillen front bumper if it kills me LMFAO!

 

Quote from insurance claim form..........

 

"She must have been reversing at about 40 MPH

at the time"

 

 

Regardz

 

Ian.

Sorry to hear about your Z Ian,go for the Stillen and the next time she does it,it will just bounce back into shape .

 

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Timmy you junior LOL!

These cars are cursed!

 

My mates wife arrived home on saturday in her Rover and hit the front wing of his new Audi A6 parked in the drive. She got out and ran into the house crying saying she had had a car crash. After asking where and when she took him outside and said a classic line...

"but it wasn't parked there when I left" LOL

 

Originally posted by ChrisC:

These cars are cursed!

 

My mates wife arrived home on saturday in her Rover and hit the front wing of his new Audi A6 parked in the drive. She got out and ran into the house crying saying she had had a car crash. After asking where and when she took him outside and said a classic line...

"but it wasn't parked there when I left" LOL

LMFAO! Chris give him this website !

 

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Timmy you junior LOL!

 

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They dont have cars on venus!

Mars is full of cars. LOL.

 

I am convinced that 300ZX is a satanic alias for "I am the fucking Anti-Christ!" and you as the owner will suffer until the eternal end! LMAO

 

If I had a squid for every post I've seen about "Oh my Mrs has stacked the Z" since I joined this forum I'd have about 10 GBP by now...ROFL

 

I came outta Andy Duffman Hoffmans tonight, got lost and was crawling like a Granny through 50 zones doing about 30mph coz I was scared of the sodding thing taking the piss!

 

Z = Phatumpsh and NO that is not the noise yer BOV's make, that is the sound of a little red faced dwarf outta the Young Ones hoping you make that noise more than three times so he can get let back into HELL!!! LMFAO

 

 

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