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NZR - Every Blokes Nightmare

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Oh that is sooo funny! ROFL biggrin.gif

 

I'd have left home at that point and become homeless only to be next seen on the side of a milk carton as MISSING! biggrin.gif

 

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I don't wanna speak to that guy on the phone wink.gif

Heres one for you. A friend of a friend of a friend story.

Anyway, he woke up sunny Sunday morning, feeling good, he put his music on loud and decided to start the day off on a good note and desided to have a tug.

To muffle the sound of moans he put his head under his covers and went for it.

He did the biz, used his black sock and decided to get out of bed. He uncovered his head only to find a cup of coffee on side table accompanied by a plate of toast, which his mum had so kindly made him.

Very embarassed he got dressed and walked down stair to his mum, dad and sister. All of the sniggering.

 

And before you ask it wasnt me biggrin.gif

 

Stuart

AFROPIK: ...she should be lucky you wern't wanking to gay porn. Yeah, tell her that.

 

What a thick piece of shit!

 

 

I know someone that's been caught wrestling the snake. It must be aweful eek.gif

 

Pete

Once got gaught drinking from the fury cup by mothers boyfriend - not sure who was more embarressed me or him.

 

Coming down stairs afterwards was a bit interesting.

 

 

Originally posted by MCZX:

Once got gaught drinking from the fury cup by mothers boyfriend - not sure who was more embarressed me or him.

 

Coming down stairs afterwards was a bit interesting.

 

LMFAO biggrin.gif it could have been worse it, could have been the mother that he caught you with biggrin.gif

 

 

 

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Timmy you junior LOL!

Originally posted by MCZX:

Once got gaught drinking from the fury cup by mothers boyfriend - not sure who was more embarressed me or him.

 

Coming down stairs afterwards was a bit interesting.

 

 

Jeez.......after being caught facing the plaice, 'Coming' downstairs must have been a doddle.....

 

LMFAO......... biggrin.gif

 

Matty.

 

 

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

Hahaha Class!

 

I also got caught munching around the beetle bonnet by my girlfriends sister!Unfortunately the sister was only 8 otherwise she could've joined in.

 

Pete

LMFFAO! as I wipe the tears from my eyes biggrin.gif,Everyone seems to be getting caught sniffing the curtains LOL!

 

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Timmy you junior LOL!

Am clever...... wink.gif

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

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