This just wrong, talk about encouraging violence.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006000503,00.html

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The point i was making was that it does not make you indestructable.

 

Ben

 

i know, but seems a bit of a silly point to make as nothing is gonna make you indestructable is it??? :tongue:

The Chunkster is a "Desperate Dan" in pies ,I would not get between him and his main food sorse. :)

i know, but seems a bit of a silly point to make as nothing is gonna make you indestructable is it??? :tongue:

LOL fair enough...although hiding in a bunker with 20ft thick reinforced concrete walls, inside another box with 30ft thick titanium walls would make you pretty indestructable ;)

LOL fair enough...although hiding in a bunker with 20ft thick reinforced concrete walls, inside another box with 30ft thick titanium walls would make you pretty indestructable ;)

 

ahh, but what if the bunker collapsed? ;)

ahh, but what if the bunker collapsed? ;)

Then you use your martial arts to deflect all the falling lumps of concrete and metal ;)

But there for faces not number plates :)

 

Yep but you just say it wasn't you driving. Tell em it was some ugly bird :)

LOL fair enough...although hiding in a bunker with 20ft thick reinforced concrete walls, inside another box with 30ft thick titanium walls would make you pretty indestructable ;)

 

Not if you did a realy smelly POO :hurl:

A mate at work does all this hong kong fuey stuff, watched him drop a man to the floor for being a right twat, he just seemed to walk up to him and tap him, if I hadnt been watching I would have thought the bloke just fell over, needless to say I now give him all my dinner money everyday. :rofl:

A mate at work does all this hong kong fuey stuff, watched him drop a man to the floor for being a right twat, he just seemed to walk up to him and tap him, if I hadnt been watching I would have thought the bloke just fell over, needless to say I now give him all my dinner money everyday. :rofl:

 

I know what you mean there....

 

....a mate of a mate was heavily into kung-fu. He wasn't that big either, maybe 5 feet 7 or so and average build. He carried a small steel baton, say 7 inches long and 5mm thick on his key ring as a weapon of defence.

 

I saw him wipe the floor with 3 fairly big guys armed with knives in a nightclub. The bouncers let him do it too - they were too scared to wade in in case he crippled them :cool:

 

Richard :)

A mate at work does all this hong kong fuey stuff, watched him drop a man to the floor for being a right twat, he just seemed to walk up to him and tap him, if I hadnt been watching I would have thought the bloke just fell over, needless to say I now give him all my dinner money everyday. :rofl:

The martial arts involve a lot of pressure point tecniques, I used to do Ninjitsu and for my first few months doing it I was crippled with pain, after a while you get used to it. :)

I personally think there ugly.

In Newport (South Wales) they not only wear hoodies over they heads, they've now started wearing neckerchiefs (like cowboys) completley covering their faces....Like the hoodies ain't enough! I know I'm gonna end up battering one of the little fookers one of these days...............actually nearly did yesterday........he was on one on those petrol driven scooters! Don't get me started on them!!!!!!!!! :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

In Newport (South Wales) they not only wear hoodies over they heads, they've now started wearing neckerchiefs (like cowboys) completley covering their faces....Like the hoodies ain't enough! I know I'm gonna end up battering one of the little fookers one of these days...............actually nearly did yesterday........he was on one on those petrol driven scooters! Don't get me started on them!!!!!!!!! :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Since i moved to this council estate i have ended up hitting no less than 3 people, all of whom a) hit me first b) for no reason and c) were in a group. Seen a couple of them since, on their own and they just lower their head and give me a wide berth.

 

At the end of the day unless there is like 10 or more of them and you are in good health you shouldn't have a problem, seriously. The ones you gotta watch out for are the ones who are on their own and start on you because they probably can fight. If they are in a group causing touble, just deck the biggest one the rest will soon scarper.

 

This one guy hit me and i hit him back, would have carried on hitting him but i would have been the criminal, so just put the boot in and left him too it. I would like nothing more than to beat one of them within an inch of their lives to make an example :rant:

 

What pisses me off is the complete lack of respect. I think that most of them are non-working scum who scrounge off the taxpayer and they spend their whole time making life worse for the tax payer. They need to be taught that if they chose not to work, at least let the people who pay for you to live carry on with it :rant:

 

Me and a few mates organised a chav-beat one night, unfortunately the car broke down so me and a few others had to stay behind :( Apparently the other 2 car loads of people had a great time!! The best way is to do it legally, find somewhere covered by CCTV, fnd one of these retards and stare at them. Just stare at them until they lose their temper and hit you, then proceed to defend yourself ;) and then call the police, have them arrested and they they get beaten and taken to court for hittin you first, and you can prove it:D