http://www.clubpolo.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11387&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

Another historic thread developing here...

wahahaha with a few extra mods it should do a quater mile in under 12 sec :wack:

and ive smoked ferraris and erm porches and aston matrin Db7s and 8s and ive raced bugattis and errrm the thingy..whatsit? errrmmm maclarenF1s and beat an F16 and harrier jump jet yeah and but yeah ..... FOOKIN CHAV!!!!!!!!! :xxx:

Anybody want to buy my 540BHP Skyline incase i meet this car on the road and he beats me!

 

Bob

FFS - and he's from Croydon :( :rolleyes: :slap: I'll have to look out for him if I'm driving the Zed :rofl:

 

Steve :)

What a quote "Do you really belive all that poo ? Your a willy !!!

 

Haha

 

oh..and:

Now, i suspect a little sarcasm, BUT, if he does agree, i think, we should all chip in and pay his expenses, IF this is a true description i will buy it off MK4polo and EAT IT

oh and as for john, my mate has a 1001 bhp lupo, yeah, 1/4 in 2secs flat, and he has been to mars in it- TWICE

 

 

 

hahahahahahaha don't ya just love some people...

:rofl:

 

This reply from g40lew is classic:

 

"Look to be honest i think u lot are being a bunch of ****s fair enough we all know its not possible for this car to do 0-60 in 5 secs and whatever but is their any need to call him a twat? Yes the guy is wrong but im sure you could put your replys in a nicer way. And being sarcastic wont get you far either. And my car will wipe the floor with yours etc etc reminds me of 16 year olds arguing over who has a bigger cock.

 

Rant over"

 

Under other circumstances I might agree with him, but under these... well I just don't. The seller's clearly a bit of a wombat and/or is just trying it on.

The car is still on ebay tho. I have asked the seller for performance stats as they are not on the advert...

 

What a plonker Rodney!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinkin of sellin my zed, now that it has 1200BHP and has just beaten macca's careven tho mine was on axle stands, but I think I may keep it, so i have a chance to beat this guys polo, should i run into him one day.

 

Fookin dumbass

I liked the fact that people were registering from other forums...just to slag him off...

 

He must feel good now!!!!!!!!

LOL!! bet he wishes he thought about what he posted now!! :rofl:

Now thats some funny sh*t. I will keep an eye out for him around Croydon but I dare not take him on, my car would surely explode trying to keep up with him. I love the comment about he must have mispelled it and meant apollo rocket not polo.

Pity they locked the thread, it would surely have just run and run. :(

Maybe his speedo was fooked, Lol. Still wouldn't explain how he can do 12s quarter miles though :rolleyes:

maybe 12s using a watch he bought from Argos...lol

Perhaps one reply with, 'I dont think your figures are correct' would have sufficed?

 

Seem a bit overkill to me, I got bored half way through reading the replies.....

 

There's hundreds of these deluded drivers around, so why laugh at one? Laugh at them all......I do as I'm tickling the throttle when I am beside them pulling away from the lights.... :rofl:

Nah I had a polo 1.3 saloon (yeah the old 1989 saloon model!!)...anyway mods were as follows:

 

Drilled holes in the air box

Redexed once

Unleadded fuel added to petrol tank

 

and this thing was flyiing....i think the 0-60 was about 3.8 seconds, top speed was off the clock (actually it was, the clock only went to 100 mph lol, top speed was about 110 i gues) so around 200mph, and i got a 1/4 mile time of 8.17 @ 167 mph :cool:

 

Think this guy will race me? :rofl:

Thats fookin funny.

"Superpowerfull battery" thats what did it and the fact he had probably re-gapped his plugs !!!!! :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: