right lads,dont think im a skivein t**t but ive been off for a week for the chrimbo hols and due back in tomorrow thing is though my wifes been working all chrimbo, other than chrimbo day so ive been looking after a 4year old and a 7month old baby all week.... its been a bit crap....im sorry but it has :headvswal

and the day im due back the wifes day off and 4year olds back at nursery and shes askin me not to go in to work, problem is i cant think of a GOOD excuse other than the usual "been barfin up n runnin to the kazi all night" so just wondered if any of you good fellows had any ideas :bow:

 

ho and cant use the flu one either savin that for next month :D :D

Just play dumb and say you didnt realise

you were due back tomorrow.

I'll bet they've heard every other excuse in the book.

Just say you thought it was a bank holiday - it is in Scotland..

 

J

Just play dumb and say you didnt realise

you were due back tomorrow.

I'll bet they've heard every other excuse in the book.

 

 

tried that last year :rofl:

only messin.. i could do, but its a very small company infact its just me in the workshop and my boss and her mom in the offices.

so yeah they probly have heard all the excuses in the book... its just that their all off me :D

id be honest and just ask for it as a day hol and explain you aint had any quality time with the missis lol :bow:

id be honest and just ask for it as a day hol and explain you aint had any quality time with the missis lol :bow:

 

how honest are you!!!! :bow: :bow: :bow:

Tell them you was taking the xmas tree out to dump and one of the thorns went in your eye ;)

Tell them you was taking the xmas tree out to dump and one of the thorns went in your eye ;)

 

:rofl: :rofl: i like it

Simple,

Phone in and say that you cannot make it in coz of a personal problem, or "dilemma"

 

Dont offer any excuses or lies ! ;)

 

If asked, say the key word was "personal" You are not obliged to say what the personal was !! ;)

 

If they have "gone off you" Your jackets on a shakey nail anyways !!

 

Alan..........

simple amswer that works everytime

 

 

go to work, then about half hour into the shift, get your mrs to ring work, and say you have a problem at home, and you need to leave

 

 

my house has more water leaks, burst pipes, exploded washine machines than you would care to imagine

Most people would give their left arm for that amount of time off work.........stop winging and get yourself back to work, most of us are in the same boat!

Most people would give their left arm for that amount of time off work.........stop winging and get yourself back to work, most of us are in the same boat!

 

Not the amount of time off thats the problem, its the quality of time off.

 

Happy new year !! :D :D

 

Alan...............

I thought this read "good excuse for a sticky".....so shall we make this a sticky and then whenever we feel like a day off work we have a nice handy thread to reference to :rofl:

Thank your self lucky!-I wish I had a job to go to in the morning! :o

I feel for you bud, looking after 2 young kids is no joke. At least in work you can skive out for a fag or talk shite to someone for 10 minutes. NO with kids :nono:

 

Undivided attention all the time. And worry they'll hurt themselves and you'll be called the biggest waste of space because you couldn't mind them for one afternoon.

 

Don't get me wrong, I would love them to bits , but the mrs is the expert, she's a stay at home mum and knows how to deal with them. if I were you take tomorrow off, think of an excuse a the last minute.

 

Your brain works a lot quicker when you're in a panic situation

 

BTW, that is a class pic of a Z32. ;) If you could get rid of the camera flash on the door and add a bit of contrast it would be magazine material :bow:

Just say youve still got a hangover :D

 

 

BTW, that is a class pic of a Z32. ;) If you could get rid of the camera flash on the door and add a bit of contrast it would be magazine material :bow:

 

You mean like this,.....

 

 

:D

 

 

You mean like this,.....

 

 

:D

Jesus you're quick of the mark :bow: Much better ;)

Tell them that Santa did not arrive as usual and you have found out he died and out of respect for him and all the years of faithfull devotion to his job.You feel it is only right and proper to attend his funeral,which unfortunately is tomorrow.

Just say youve still got a hangover :D

 

 

 

 

You mean like this,.....

 

 

:D

 

that looks great!! how do i swap it over.

as much as i wanted to use vinz's santa's funeral one ive gone for the burst pipe jobby.

thanks again lads, ill have to put the rest in a log book for next time :D