...and burning tax payers money!

 

Our policing and legal system is a sham!

 

I was lucky enough to win a free producer from plod a few weeks ago in the Kirk(Merc to the newbies) here in Stevenage. I opted to produce back home in de Wales...Aiiiiiiiiiii...at Holyhead Pork Chop Shop!

 

I couldn't produce my Driving License coz I sent it off for my change of address when I moved into me new house. Twas of paper sort and now, instead of having a choice, you HAVE to have the new photocard jobby.

 

Oh another fucking money maker I hear you all scream? Errr yep!

 

So I haven't bothered to get my new photo card license yet as I am objecting morally to the fact I have been forced to pay for it.

 

Anyway, I produced my MOT certificate(ROFLMFAO ) and Insurance docs and took the letter from DVLC with me to prove that I do actually have a full license etc.

 

Guy tells me they won't accept that and that at such time as I receive my new license I should produce it asap. Otherwise they(CPS) will summons me to Court! Oh joy!

 

OK, so I get a letter through from DVLC saying "why haven't you applied for your new photocard license yet?" etc. Also a letter from Hertfordshire Cuntstabulary saying that they have received the copy of my production of docs from Holyhead but notice that my license hasn't been produced and they are kind enough to give me until the 21st Feb to bring it in.

 

So I'm not having this, so I ring up the cop shop round the corner from work and speak to the clerk woman. I ask her why all this paperwork when my driver number was on the letter from DVLC that I took in to produce with in the first place FFS???

 

So I told her that to be honest I haven't even sent off for the new license yet due to money being tight! ROFL

 

So she asks me for any other Christian names and confirms my D.O.B. as apparently she can check with DVLC to confirm that I have a license! Oh we get fucking there in the end then? Painful and slow as it may be. So I wonder how much money that 5 minute stop on the edge of the dual carriageway about 3 or 4 weeks ago has cost Joe Public???

 

 

- "Been demoted to Junior Member by the Z Titans at the top! But to be honest I don't like being called a 'member' of any kind!!! Isn't 'member' used to describe something else? ROFL " -

shows you the police in cars haven't got anything better to do. They find stopping motorists so easy compared to catching real crims.

Timmy Lad,

 

I had the same experience the other week, pain in the arse!

 

For those of you that don't know I couldn't find my DL (since Trax2001 ) was stopped by the local old bill and got me a producer!

 

Gave in my documents and explained why no DL, guy behind counter was spot on (there's a first) told me as long as I have a DL it will all be peachy as they will contact DVLA and that's it all sorted, no worries!

 

Still a pain in the arse to be quizzed like a criminal and to be made to stand in the rain while bike fuzz talks to my mate and my dad to make sure I was telling the truth (where I had been etc...)

 

Mate from work has a shot gun license, well he did have until he noticed his rotty had eaten it (could only tell by the pink poo littering the back garden) so he told the pink pig squad and they sent him nice letter telling him and I quote "thankyou for the information please do not send any proof of ruined license" and they would send him a new one without charge!

 

One up for Barmy Dave....the gun toatin, gun slingin fruitcake.

 

Matty.

 

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Suggestion: Police forces obviously have money to burn when it comes to buying in new traffic cars and kitting them out with the latest electronic, state of the art gear to catch us speeding etc.

 

How about dragging the rest of the forces operations and day-to-day practices with them FFS?

 

 

- "Been demoted to Junior Member by the Z Titans at the top! But to be honest I don't like being called a 'member' of any kind!!! Isn't 'member' used to describe something else? ROFL " -

I had a similar one Timmy.

I had sent my licence off to DVLC to have the points removed and have a nice clean licence at a cost of £25 squid.

Whilst it was away for ages I got stopped for speeding. Doh!

Officer asked me to produce my docs, and gave me a fixed penalty. told him I had sent it away and he said he would have to caution me for driving without a licence!

I went to the local cop shop and produced all my other documents and explained but was again cautioned for driving without a licence. I told them I have a licence but they said if I can't produce it I have to go to court. I said surely they can check on the computer and they said I had no way of proving I was who i said i was! Wankers!

To make matters worse the fat pig bastard said Sorry but if you can't produce you should not have been given a fixed penalty and it will have to go to court. I had to drive from Leeds to Loughborough and got 5 points and a £120 quid fine with court costs instead of the fixed £30 quid and 3 points. Bastards!

Oh and they kindly let me off the driving without a licence charge...