Andy mate,

 

Got back last night and checked my Blitz zorst box...all gasketts and nuts and bolts and instructions etc.

 

Hey mate, it's a Blitz FFS! Quality is to be expected and admired! LMFAO

 

Buy you an extra can of Stella if you can fit my induction kit aswell!

 

I took the headlamp panel off this afternoon with a mother goose hangover, sleep depravation was also making things worse as I was chatting to the main man(Macca) at about...oh 6am this morning.

 

Dropped a socket but retrieved it from the protection tray! Looked at the air box, looked at the induction kit and just decided not to bother at all. Put it back together and buggered off back into the house for a Hooch! Much more like it for a Sunday afternoon don't you think?

 

I admire all you people who work on cars, I'll stick to computers as they don't tend to bring out satanic language and make you cut yourself over and over doing the simplest of jobs!

 

You don't get cold and wet working on computers. I know what you mean.

Just got back in after spending all afternoon blacking out the rear lights and side repeaters - looks well mean now!

Just need that mega body kit...

 

Originally posted by ChrisC:

You don't get cold and wet working on computers. I know what you mean.

Just got back in after spending all afternoon blacking out the rear lights and side repeaters - looks well mean now!

Just need that mega body kit...

 

I know what you mean Chris mate, so you sorted the back lights then bud? Nice one. Just got off the phone with Iain and looks like I'm gonna green light the Mac2 Stillen Beast project...LOL

 

Skint but that's immaterial isn't it? Shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell Mrs Turbo she'll set the sabre toothed gerbils on me!!! Gulp!!!

 

 

 

i changed a cam yesterday, bloody freezing.

 

Computers get a bit boring after a while Timmy, that's why i piss around with my car.

 

What exaclty do you do anyway Timmy?

Contract work? Need any help, I need some tax free cash for Zorst & springs etc?

 

Jezz.

Timmy when I fitted my Blitz induction,The only problem I had was the size of me mits ,The stock airbox is a FU**IN BAST**D CU*T to remove when you have paws like mine you my friend have no excuse with that one .The problem that the Duffman has is that 99% of the time he has a can of Stella glued in his hand LMFAO! .

 

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Hi Jezzster,

 

What do I do? Good question, I'd say I come a close 2nd for the title of worlds biggest loafer! Undisputed 1st place has go to Mr. P...ROFL

 

System Administration is the official title on my contract for the last two years. People have this illusion in IT that to become a contractor you have to be a guru and be a work-a-holic! BOLLOCKS basically!

 

You earn 5 times as much money for doing 5 times less work...ROFLMFAO

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Hi Jezzster,

 

What do I do? Good question, I'd say I come a close 2nd for the title of worlds biggest loafer! Undisputed 1st place has go to Mr. P...ROFL

 

 

You earn 5 times as much money for doing 5 times less work...ROFLMFAO

 

 

Sounds like my job, not paid quite enough but it's a bloody easy stress free job where I get to keep warm while I play on the web all day. And we are getting a 2.5Gb connection soon.

 

I did some £250 a day work last year, could do with some more though.

 

Jezz.

 

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

I admire all you people who work on cars, I'll stick to computers as they don't tend to bring out satanic language and make you cut yourself over and over doing the simplest of jobs!

 

They don't ? bloody hell.. How come whenever my hands go near the inside of a case, they come out with huge chunks missing then?

And I swear like a trooper whether I'm working on the car or a computer.. Gets me into trouble at work ! Lol

 

Jezz - where can I find one of these stress free jobs m8? My place is a little stress factory And only a poxy 128kb LL to boot!

 

 

Originally posted by aaronjb:

 

Jezz - where can I find one of these stress free jobs m8? My place is a little stress factory And only a poxy 128kb LL to boot!

 

 

I used to work in an engineering factory, fucking soul destroying, so I did a Comp Sci degree and got a job at the Uni I did my degree at.

IT is pretty stress free anyway as jobs go, but in a Uni, pah!

 

Unfortunately only Uni money though, but I'd much rather be happy @ work with less money than unhappy and miserable with more money.

That's why I did the degree in the first place.

 

Jezz.

Bloody cheek Tim - I'm no loafer, they make me work hard. I have a few tips though ...

 

1) Make sure your manager is in a different continent

 

2) Never answer your desk phone - train people to use email

 

3) Be careful who's toes you tread on today - they could be attached to the arse you have to kiss tomorrow !

No problems Tim - just let me know when you want it done m8

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy