Just caught my little toe barefoot in the doorjam. Pain so bad I cried :o .

 

Anyone else got some painful tearjerking stomach churning mishaps at home? fingers catching in doors, kids kneeing you in the b*lls while your asleep, that kinda stuff?

 

Might ease my pain :headvswal

when i was a lad...had a chopper bike...took it to the top of a steep road and went down in 3rd gear....speedo said 45mph and then i hit the pot hole....went face first over the handlebars....well 5 meters of tarmac skidded over my face and i lost 2 front teeth and bit halfway through my tongue and scraped off my lips...i looked lovely after that one...couldnt eat for 2 months had to drink through a straw....cars used to screech to a halt and offer my mum lifts to the hospital even weeks later....and on one occassion a lady asked my mum to take me away cos i was scaring her kids....:D

i once fell over and broke a nail....

i once fell over and broke a nail....

Bloody hell mate, hope you are ok, that tops all these stories. LOL :rofl: ;)

worst pain ever (fact) whilst drunk i went to the toilet in my house, got half way across the landing and stood on a plug (from ourlasses hair dryer) but because i was drunk i was stomping my way through the dark passage and it went in as far as it could and it hurt lots

when i was two i used to follow my brother around like a lost soul. anyhow he pored ink down the bannester and got told to clean it up.

now downstairs in that house was a toilet and basin with a door that wouldn't fully close properly.

in anger of being told off he stormed to that toilet to get a cloth with me in toe.....

 

i went to grab him i think and as i reached up he slamed the door so hard it shut wit my little finger being trapped between it. broke in two places and never healed right!

pain, u want pain?! try having refered pain from your kidneys to your *****cks. had kidney problems since birth an one day they decided to block themselves, now as it happened over night, my body had somehow got used to the gradual pain increase as my kidney expanded to about the size of a fist. so, it transfers the pain to my *****ck, left one i'll have u know. the pain slowly but surely gets worse and worse. so bad i get taken to hospital where i'm screaming blue murder and actually throwing up everywhere due to the pain, instantly pumped full of diamorphine and *****ck cut open as they suspected a twisted testicle. seriously, ths shit is bad, u know the ache u get from a kick in the nads, well this takes the biscuit, an it just gets worse, no amount of ice, or anything would help, u know why, cos it was refered pain, ie my body was in so much pain it didn't know where to think the pain was comin from, so the pain relief was bein applied to the wrong part of my body!

 

2nd worst pain, pissing blood in the morning, especially after having part of ur kidney removed an cathator out

 

3rd worst pain, havin a cathator out.

when i was a lad...had a chopper bike...took it to the top of a steep road and went down in 3rd gear....speedo said 45mph and then i hit the pot hole....went face first over the handlebars....well 5 meters of tarmac skidded over my face and i lost 2 front teeth and bit halfway through my tongue and scraped off my lips...i looked lovely after that one...couldnt eat for 2 months had to drink through a straw....cars used to screech to a halt and offer my mum lifts to the hospital even weeks later....and on one occassion a lady asked my mum to take me away cos i was scaring her kids....:D

Do you have lips now??? :nelson:

Do you have lips now??? :nelson:

 

 

yeah....they were scabby for weeks after but i got away lightly...only a scar on my top lip and 1 false front tooth....look quite normal now even small kids are unafraid in my presence.... :rofl:

had a drunken argument and punched a door... which unfortunately had glass panels in it! Going through didn't hurt too much, but clenching my fist with the pain afterwards and seeing the tendons pop suddenly made the pain real, and the edward scissorhands contraption of rods and wires I had for the next 6 weeks just rubbed salt in the wound!!

I remember one night i got in a fight with someone outside a club in banbridge, anyway after the police removed me from him and i eventually got home with numerous cuts to my face including two busted lips busted nose and two cuts to my head. The next morning when i woke up i tried to lift my head but my face had stuck to the pillow so imagine having to peel a pillow from your face, felt like i was ripping my face off.

When he landed he did so on his penis. and the end result was he had split the head of his dick right down the middle and needed to have stitches.

OOUUCHH! The most unbelievable thing is that a week later he was back at work.

 

I thought for a minute there you were going to say he was back on the job :shock: Now that would have been amazing!!! Lol.

 

Last year I was ripping out some plumbing from an old house. I bent a pipe too and fro to try and break it in half. Unfortunately for me, the pipe broke in my hand & took a chunk of my flesh with it :eek:

hmm, i ripped the end of my dick 3 times before it got a callous, now its spot on, but the first time i nearly fainted with all the blood, as u can imagine my partner wasnt best please as it looked like the texas chainsaw massacre had taken place in her room... lol..

 

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was reading through posts on here last night after a few :duffer: :duffer: too many. lent back on the chair, and the wheels decide to go. so i fell off catching my arse on the side of a metal bed. now my entire arse cheeky as gone black and blue and hurts like buggery :(

I used to do moto X racing when I was 14 i went in for a national event at a place called wakes cone (not sure on the spelling) I was going up a hill with a flat top bit like a long table top jump after landing on top I had the leader landed on my head with a KX100 then the bloke coming secont clear the pair of us. There was me under two bikes with my foot stuck in the front wheel knocked out and another rider on top too for good measure :D went to hospital and walked away with the mother of all black eyes and loads of bruses