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Car Crime

 

A blonde decides to earn a bit of spare cash to feed her shopping addiction by doing odd jobs. After hours of knocking on doors in a wealthy neighbourhood she arrives at the biggest house on the street, knocks on the door and says:

 

"Do you have any odd jobs that need taking care of? I am offering handyman services at a very competitive rate."

 

"Well, you can paint my porch," replies the well-dressed owner. "But how much will you charge?"

 

"That'll be about £50." says the girl.

 

The man agrees and tells her that the paint and other materials that she will need are in the garage.

 

Inside the house the man's wife overhears the conversation and asks her husband: "Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

 

"She should, she was standing on it," replies the man.

 

A short time later, the blonde comes to the door to collect her money.

 

"You're finished already?" he asks.

 

"Yes," the blonde answers, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

 

Impressed, the man reaches in his pocket for the £50.

 

"And by the way," the blonde adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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