I hate women. i know i might only be 15 but still oh im going gay i dont care if that sounds a bit over the top. sorry to put something stupid but its the only place i can speak exactly what i feel :headvswal

more than a handfull is a waste

 

but remember you have two hands and a mouth lol

true true. skinny is wrong der gotta b a bit of meet

My grandad always told me this;

 

Women ??

 

Never trust a thing that bleeds for a week every month,

and doesnt die !! :x:

 

Time for me to go I think.

 

Alan.........

how about skinny women....

 

 

cheap meals ;)

Stella even a fat bird will cheat on you. the key is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UGLY BIRD

 

No NO that is wrong........Unless you're an ugly bast@rd yourself ;)

two words that shud stick in your mind for life and these two words will mean that you will always get a good shag, it means you will never be cheated on, it means you will be loved for life (if you wanted to be), it means that you will always be in control

and the two words are

 

 

 

 

 

fat birds

 

Very funny mate :rofl:

 

Just like mopeds and donkeys - fun to ride until a mate sees you ;)

 

Seriously though, I'm not a chubby chaser myself but some slightly bigger girls do have pretty faces.......

 

..........and fantastic jubblies :rofl:

 

Richard :D

well you've gone back with her and broken the golden rule of women that is to get back with your ex!! never never get back with the ex she finished once and she will do it again, just enjoy her for now and use and abuse while you are out looking for a better one fella, belive me been there done that, really dont want you getting hurt again,

 

dont forget women are like monkeys!! wont let go of one branch till they got a firm grip on the next!!

on average they are shallower than men (despite claiming otherwise), more deceptive, weaker etc. etc...this is because they are basically baby-machines and if they find a better insemination male or baby-carer/funder, they will be off. But u gotta treat them like fook-holes wihtout them knowing [how controversial is this ?! :nelson:], because that's the man's strategy. You fook em, and they fook u !!

 

Falling in love is very dangerous. It can be great but usually ends in lots of misery and bitterness, as most women don't know what love really is. Their brains get messed up by hormones. Male brains are superior and usually capable of deep love (while also deep sexual gratification without love). Most women can't tell (or have) love & sex apart. The world was built by men. Women now want it back as they think they own it ! :nelson:

 

LMFFFFAO :D

 

Spot on mate! ;)

............dont forget women are like monkeys!! wont let go of one branch till they got a firm grip on the next!!

 

Or leaches - bleed you dry then attach themselves to the next victim :rofl:

well i been talking on msn with her for the last hour and we back together. ah she is lucky she is nice looking. And i dont care what you's say but she also has a good personality.

 

Oh yeah and what's she been doing (with who?) since she decided to split in the first place? Never trust 'em mate! My prediction is that she's shagged someone else and now she's had her fun wants you back. I could be wrong but experience tells me otherwise. ;)

Mrs Palmer The Five Fingered Widow will never let you down.Remember young man to always but always practice safe sex,"WEAR MARIGOLDS" ;)

If yer can't read the end of that your doing it to much. ;)

how about skinny women....

 

dude, you gotta delete those pics. Making me :hurl:

Oh yeah and what's she been doing (with who?) since she decided to split in the first place? Never trust 'em mate! My prediction is that she's shagged someone else and now she's had her fun wants you back. I could be wrong but experience tells me otherwise. ;)

 

 

FPMSL!!! Thats gonna cheer the poor lad up!! He's gonna be paranoid for the rest of his life now!

FPMSL!!! Thats gonna cheer the poor lad up!! He's gonna be paranoid for the rest of his life now!

Paranoid maybee but wiser for all our years of experiance. oh i mean mistakes :D

Its simple this follow these rules:

 

If you want to be in control : choose a woman who is just slightly uglier than you

If you want to be out of control (and you wouldnt be on this forum if you didnt enjoy being outta control from time to time) : pick a bird who is stunning.

 

Me - I pick stunning women coz I like being outta control - like i picked the Z (financially outta control). DOH!

Its simple this follow these rules:

 

If you want to be in control : choose a woman who is just slightly uglier than you

If you want to be out of control (and you wouldnt be on this forum if you didnt enjoy being outta control from time to time) : pick a bird who is stunning.

 

Me - I pick stunning women coz I like being outta control - like i picked the Z (financially outta control). DOH!

But what if you're so ugly you can't just "pick" girls like that? :p

pay for them? Buysexual? lol

pay for them? Buysexual? lol

 

PMSL :D

easy way to decide if you want a woman is answer this question

 

why do women get married in white

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all the best kitchen appliances come in white

 

(sorry if i offended the lady members)

 

OK IM NOT REALLY SORRY LOL